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Target audience? Myself when I’m high and scrolling back through my tweets giggling at my own jokes
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
i genuinely can't believe i'm at a point in my life where the first thing i did this morning was open twitter to check if i was the only person experiencing issues with microsoft outlook
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
My coworker was humming so loudly that I put my noise cancelling headphones on to drown her out and I missed the fire drill
A Microsoft Outlook outage on a Thursday afternoon?? Oh noooo. How ever will I, an office working girlie who’s entire role HEAVILY depends on email, ever survive 🌝
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
If I find out my husband tell me he been fuckin my daddy on his death bed imma finish the job, no shade 😅 is my daddy gone? Bc he next
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
Cuando empiezas a darte cuenta de que los problemas de tu familia no tienen por qué convertirse en tus problemas.
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
God, it’s Q4 so i know you’re gearing up to make your 2027 Strongest Soldiers List and on my soul YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND LEAVE MY NAME OFF PAL IF YOU ALREADY WROTE IT ON THERE, SCRATCH IT OFF. BACKSPACE IT.
👻 Babs 👻 retweeted
Out to eat with my momma and i offered her some of my brussels sprouts she talmbout some “No thanks i don’t really eat those” IS THAT RIGHT WELL YOU SURE SEEMED FUCKIN FOND OF THEM IN 1999 WHEN I SAID THEY WERE NASTY




























