
Follow and watch along for witty, emotionally invested, and slightly sarcastic commentary on #BachelorNation. Hashtag #bachplease!
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I’m just watching the first episode of Grant’s season of #thebachelor and all I can say is: I WISH I WAS THERE
Bach, Please retweeted
just like love, the salmon blazer has no age limit. the salmon blazer is eternal.
#TheGoldenBachelorette
You KNOW I teared up as he was talking about his daughters (“they’re all grown up”🥹) and his wife 😭😭😭😭 what a sweet, cute, funny guy and such a wine for Asian representation🫶🏻 #GoldenBachelorette #GoCharles
this is the cutest man I have ever seen, protect him at literally all costs or ELSE
#TheGoldenBachelorette
Watching the #GoldenBachelorette has re-affirmed for me that I think I’m meant to be with a much older man
I’m so behind (and lost interest a little) on #TheBachelorette so I’m just watching Hometowns now. Jenn said to Devin that she’s never introduced anyone to her family ever, but didn’t she bring Joey home for hometowns on his season? 🤔
New #BachelorNation ick unlocked!!
I’m just watching this week’s episode now, and on Jonathan’s one-on-one, was that rain at the end of dinner FAKE? The pavement around was dry…so clichéd.
#TheBachelorette
Did Sam N just refer to her leather jacket as a “denim” jacket? He’s so strange. #TheBachelorette
Remember when the guys used to always wear suit jackets? What happened to that? #TheBachelorette
Bach, Please retweeted
thank you to Jonathon for being such a green flag this episode, we and jenn needed this
#TheBachelorette
Sam N is such a strange chameleon. Cannot get a read on him. #TheBachelorette
I hope they leave Melbourne soon so we don’t have to hear them say “Mel-bun” again #TheBachelorette
I feel like I lost interest in this season of #TheBachelorette after the first episode
I know it’s only episode two but a select few of the guys are getting SO much screen time that I know them all so well and then I have no clue who the others are #TheBachelorette
Oh no this tweet did not age well for Thomas 🥴 #TheBachelorette
Bachelorette producers really wanted to give the guys a date where all the Hakeem eyes memes would finally become relevant 🕷️#TheBachelorette
My sister: “Devin, why didn’t you pull that joke out at the roast?!” Re: Aaron wearing the pearl necklace 😂 #TheBachelorette
My sister, again: “I wonder if Jenn’s gunna ask Aaron about the pearls.” #TheBachelorette
She’s since moved to: “I can’t take Aaron seriously when he’s wearing a pearl necklace. It’s giving fifties housewife.
It looks like a pukka shell but then you’re like hmmm.” 🤣 #TheBachelorette
I like jewelry on men, and I like Aaron a lot, but I’m skeptical about his pearl necklace 🤔
My sister said in response, “what if they’re his dead grandmothers?”
#TheBachelorette
I like jewelry on men, and I like Aaron a lot, but I’m skeptical about his pearl necklace 🤔
My sister said in response, “what if they’re his dead grandmothers?”
#TheBachelorette












