Back Tae The Future

"The Polis ur taking her hame, Merty! Tae your future hoose!" - "The Polis!?" "Aye."

"MAGRIT! Some steamur's fell doon the hill and rattled intae the good fence! MAGRIT! C'MOAN, WE'VE A HURT MAN HERE!!"

"See if ye like this, ye should see mah motor, Clera, hen! See that train? That's mine anaw!"

"Merty, yur goannae huvtae dae suhin' aboot they claes. Ye stoat aroon toon dressed lit that, yur liable tae git battered."

"It's a science experiment PLUS a haudup! Two haufs tae Cambuslang!!"

"GIT YUR MITS UP!!" - "Is this a haudup!?"

"Whit did you joost say?" - "Ah says ah wish ah could go back tae the beginning ae the season, stick some money oan the Selic!"

"Save the cloacktoor! SAVE the cloacktoor!!" - "Save the whit, hen?!" "GIT IT SAVED, YA FU..."

"MARE Goldie Wulson. Ah like the sound'ae that!"

"A coloured Mayor. RHAT'LL BE THE DAY!" - "You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers! Ah'll be MARE'AE a Mayor than ANYB'DY!"

"Huv some respect fur yersel! If ye let people walk o'er ye noo, they'll be staunin' aww o'er ye fur the rest'ae yur life, mah man!"

"Lou, geez a mulk! CHOAKLIT!"

"Last night, right? Darth Vader came doon'fae Planet Vulcan and telt us thit if ah didnaet take Lorraine oot, he'd batter me!"

"..How, whit happens tae us in the future? Dae we become arseholes or suhin'?" - "Precisely!"

"Whit wan's yur Da?" - "The guy wae the stupit jumper." "So, no' that guy wae 'KICK ME' pinned tae him?" "Awrite then. That's him."

"WHIT!? ...Who's vice president then? Jerry Lewis?"

"When this baby hits 88 mile an'hoor... you're gonnae see some serious shit." - "Some serious whit!? "Shit. SERIOUS shit!"

♬ Dern Dern Dern DERN! De De De De De DERN!!! ♬ Time circuits OAN.

"Ye mean ye huvtae use yer hauns!?" - "Ah'll use mah hauns tae wring the pair ae your necks in a wee minute!"

"Please excuse the crudity ae this model, Merty." - "Doc, that looks NUHIN' LIKE GLESGA!" "Ye oan aboot!? Ah spent ages makin' this!"