@BackToMichael_

Master’s Candidate, CMHC

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Joined May 2019
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Rebuilding now, but better than before.
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LMFAO the true villain of this app
Kollin Kugisaki@Kollinbenson_1h
If I was bottoming and had to pee and he told me to “go ahead” I would get up and go to the bathroom and pee and then get dressed and block him on my way out.
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They can’t fill the seat tho and for that reason, I’ll always be the supreme
hourlyscopes
@hourlyscopes16h
once you walk out, taurus, your chair gets taken.
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Which is why it’s forever fuck that scorpi-hoe and everybody tied to him
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Or try to use your vulnerabilities against you. TRULY the worst type of people
Ciyson🔱@ciysonirl1h
This man I struggle with getting more vulnerable as time goes by with people but the more I trust you the more you can really get to me but we understand vulnerability is a danger zone with some people that just may walk out our life
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Losing a me is crazy tbh. Sincere condolences to all the folks.
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Hellcat, this a SRT
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I need a LA trip in early 27
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Everyone in this thread has enabled my chaos at one point or another that’s what’s crazy about it 🤣
Kollin Kugisaki@Kollinbenson_21h
Michael talking sexual on here is like listening to your grandpa talk freaky
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I just know you’re fucking lying to me.
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_8h
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas is charged with drug trafficking and money laundering, the Justice Department says.
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I’ve been laughing all fucking day man lmao everyone is funny as fuck 😭
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Lmfaoooo 😂😭 Derek I’m begging you lmao
Unctie Evangelista 💋
@screamingslntly6h
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Michael ⚡️♉️ retweeted
🐾p3arlly 𐙚@y0urhaunt3dgfOct 21
Intellectual compatibility doesn’t get enough credit. Being able to talk for hours, challenge each other, share what you know, and keep evolving together is one of the best parts of a real connection.
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Michael ⚡️♉️ retweeted
astro in real time
@astroinrealtimeOct 21
stop accepting the bare minimum, taurus. you know what you deserve.
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Michael ⚡️♉️ retweeted
huey freeman@joromiahh6h
You can check their phone daily, throw an air tag up they ass, it don’t matter. If somebody wants to cheat then they gon cheat
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Taurus have many layers, and the deeper you go, the harder each subsequent layer becomes to peel back
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Whacked me! lol I now have an AirTag in my wallet and on my keys for this very reason
J.D. Baker@JD__Baker7h
ADHD ain’t no joke. Got in the car, started it, but boom, can’t find my wallet. Goes back inside the house, looking everywhere for my wallet. FOUND IT. Oh shit. Now where did I put my keys? 🫩😩
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I’m rebranding as a freak hoe, fuck yall 😂
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Lmao, me and @MrGQ_1211 text thread is my favorite cuz u never know what neither one of us is about to say next I be in here hollering lmaooo
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I was the good guy She was the bad girl I’m thinking one girl She thinking me, Earl James & Jimmy Yep she had plenty But love for me She didn’t have any
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Mind u the food already marked up vs just going to get it yourself 🫩
Tre 🙋🏾‍♂️
@Tr3_GKOct 21
UberEats fees are just comical at this point
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