Your expectations are unrealistic. Crypto’s resident realtor.
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I usually just lurk and shitpost with this account. But now that everyone’s getting filthy rich, I’m gonna start putting out real estate advice to keep you that way.
The #crypto anons have taught me so much and I want to return the favor.
DM’s are open too.
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Does everyone else’s colonists pop up on the log in page like this?
@ParallelColony
Took 2 tries for the black hole sump pump but I finally got a legendary!!
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Don’t take housing advice from someone who’s under 30 and never owned a home.
Especially when they have no fucking clue about construction standards
no that's the "average price"
1. most those houses are absolute shit boxes that are 50 years old that cost $25k when they were first built
2. that "average" accounts for all the dead end midwest and southern states that are literally impoverished in most areas
if you want to live in a state that actually has jobs, industry, etc even an average house is gonna cost you near a mil and a decent one that's not old as fuck and that's in a good neighborhood with a yard in the back will run you 2 to 3 mil easily and that same house you could have bought for 350k 20 years ago
Don’t even know why I bother. Old ct would have just kept top blasting until the shorts ran out of money.
Now, the cabal just rinses and repeats everyday and yall to scared to do anything about it
No, we hate him cause he’s a trust fund baby larping as a poor who made it
The level of hate flood is getting is comical honestly
Bro is doing it publicly, yet they still hate on him
He was right, and he has been right consistently
So what really is the beef? You don't like smack talk
Did you never play sports?
This is a perfect example of what defines a market, opposing views. Yet it seems like many that are vocal wont even take the other side of the trade which tbh, you shouldn't speak on the man then
