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New York, USA
Joined September 2020
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To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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Fox News calls Minnesota for Flanagan while Trump is on the phone. Trump responds by ranting about how he won the state 3 times. (He didn't win once!)
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accurate text i just received: "A lot of the biggest shitheads that ever walked the face of the earth are having a seriously awful night."
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James HUSSEIN Talarico
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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OMG -- Bret Baier on a hot mic is heard saying "can we do a spin on the races that?-- oh, I'm sorry. I guess we're on TV."
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Trump is moving to Israel
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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Hard to imagine a more telling statement than fascist Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon declaring that the message of "Star Wars" is "entirely wrong" because Darth Vader "is actually the good guy."
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Prices go up every time some “tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum” is not how I’d have thought JD would summarize high gas prices
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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They’re using Islamophobia against a Catholic Latina now.
ABBOTT: Gina Hinojosa supports Sharia Law
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A reminder that opposing this lady's insane genocidal opinion is illegal in 38 states.
"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.
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“Classic Obama snobbery”
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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according to GasBuddy data, we've seen now 76 straight days now where the national average price of gasoline has set a record for the calendar date. every day since aug 10.
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I ate whatever the fuck I wanted when Biden was president.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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Guy who has complained about George Soros for years has given 4x more than George Soros ever gave in a single cycle, the largest amount spent on a single election by an individual in history
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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oh nooooooooooooooo this is fucking humiliating
JD Vance greets Bengals players on the way out
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