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Joined April 2017
A tablet honouring the fifth #SumerSlam from almost 5 millenia ago has been uncovered and translated for your convenience. It seems that this was a rather solemn affair after the death of Gilgamesh's friend and tag team partner Enkidu.
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The Shockmaster trips as he enters the ring and ends up eliminating Rikidōzan from the #YearLongRoyalRumble, mostly through uncontrollable laughter! In a one-day break from the #LethalLottery, #300 was in the movie 300 - it's Kurrgan! Today's poll: forms.gle/Vu3uc6g8DL7SYXeq6
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Did you know: Kane is the only WWE Champion to have also won the Ballon d'Or. #DailyStat #WWE #ChampionshipChuesday
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Did you know: One rarely-used perk of being NWA Champion is the right to project a giant holographic image of your disembodied head to intimidate your enemies. #DailyStat #HalloweenHavoc
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"Ravishing" Rick Rude eliminates Melina & El Hijo del Dr. Wagner Jr. from the #YearLongRoyalRumble! The next #LethalLottery entrants are Kevin Owens (w/ @MrFieldsend) and The Shockmaster! Today's poll: forms.gle/qY76Bcw524Rt5t6W6
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Did you know: There have been 2 WWE Hardcore Champions who share names with planets - Perry Saturn and Shawn Stasiak. Interestingly both the planets Saturn and Stasiak are classified as Gas giants - a term possibly named after another champion: Pete Gas. #DailyStat #WWE
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Byron Saxton once turned down a contract with New Japan due to his mistaken belief that he was being asked to take part in a military coup. #ByronFaxtonOfTheWeek
📣NEW EPISODE‼️ RWR Now: A Check In With New Japan After our coverage of WrestleMania and All In earlier in the year, we thought it was time to balance things out and talk about New Japan in 2026. Link: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… (Available everywhere)
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Goldberg impressively dumps King Kong Bundy out of the #YearLongRoyalRumble, but then Bob Backlund sneaks up from behind and eliminates Goldberg! The next #LethalLottery entrant is Rikidōzan (managed by @THERevJonH)! Today's poll: forms.gle/NPHRtPLAhRFG16Jj7
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Did you know: If Haku had played the role of the staff-wielding wizard Gandalf in Lord of the Rings, the Balrog wouldn't have even tried to pass. #DailyStat #WWE
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It took 9 participants working together, but Vader has been eliminated from the #YearLongRoyalRumble! The next #LethalLottery entrants are El Hijo del Dr. Wagner Jr. (w/ @IDNMartin) & Goldberg! Today's poll: forms.gle/GxqZyrMpr39xNsJv6
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Did you know: Booker T is a 5-time, 5-time opponent of Funaki! #DailyStat #WWE
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Did you know: The Great Khali is a far superior technical wrestler compared to The Average Khali. #DailyStat #WWE
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Double elimination Jones over here as Taz eliminates Erick Rowan and Xavier from the #YearLongRoyalRumble, but I digress. The next #LethalLottery entrants are Melina (w/ @THERevJonH) and King Kong Bundy (w/ @ChrisCage66)! Today's poll: forms.gle/8QxvCVKUKYYSjyCc6
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Did you know: The Rock is a two-time Intercontinental Champion and The Rock is a two-time Intercontinental Champion, but The Rock is not a four-time Intercontinental Champion. #DailyStat #WWE #ChampionshipChuesday
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Did you know: When the remaining 941 members join, the 946 will finally reach its final form. #DailyStat #WWE #WWERaw
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Bruce Hart eliminates Taryn Terell & Brad Armstrong from the #YearLongRoyalRumble! The next #LethalLottery entrants are Erick Rowan (w/ @IDNMartin) and Xavier! Today's poll: forms.gle/t9dKo3rYbzmsSxmP7
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This week's #JobberOfTheWeek was infamously beloved by The Bee Gees. 🎶And that sweet city woman, she moves through the light Controlling my mind and my soul When you reach out for me, yeah, and the feelin' is right Gimme that
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This image seems to suggest Andrade El Idolo earned the right to keep his name by defeating Tommaso Ciampa. Would Ciampa have taken the name with a win? Now that's a story!
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According to reports, the reasoning for Clockwork Carnage taking place tonight is to ensure the match takes places before clocks go back in some regions, which could presumably cause some logistical issues as the match is largely based on clocks. #Newsflash #AEW #WrestleDream
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There have also been some late rule changes: - Match will be sponsored by Casio and 3 random entrants will be classed as digital - Digital entrants have access to advanced features such as a backlight - 6th entrant will enter 4th - Falls in 27th minute earn negative scores
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Did you know: Thanks to meticulous planning and statistical modelling, tonight's Clockwork Carnage match is expected to run smoothly... like... a time-keeping... device... might... run... if... it... is... correctly... calibrated. #DailyStat #AEW #WrestleDream
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