Sound Engineering, Wildlife, Miniature maker. Tolerated by @joehills. ME & cEDS. (she/them) ☸️♿️
Nashville TN, via London UK
Joined January 2010
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There’s a squirrel sitting outside my window making demented chicken noises because my bird feeder is empty… cause and effect my dude, cause and effect.
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My birthday present from Joe: Spooky @pants book showed up and it’s beautifully curated and a laugh a minute until you get to the last comic, dang you Mr Joshua. 🥲 100% recommend you all get yourselves a copy.
ALT A photo of a hand back book of hand drawn comic art called ‘Spooky Pants’ along with a bookmark, a spooky pants postcard and a pink cat ‘Tickle monster’ sticker.
Some electric cars have wild running noises. There’s a couple right now that sound exactly like someone running a wrecked classical tape through a cheap Walkman, it’s not even directional, just wow and flutter.
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Ahhhh my husband is the best. He made sure there was ice cream (he can’t eat) in the freezer for my drunken return and i love him so much.
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Experimented with adding a stem and a cushion to my pumpkin and accidentally made them beret'ed...
Hon hon La Citrouille.
ALT A screenshot of Minecraft 26.3, with a jack o lantern with a brown candle and orange cushion on top of it. It makes it look like it’s wearing a hat.
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Half a foot of water on Main St/Gallatin Pike on the roads. Absolutely crazy rain. Zero visibility and drains backed up. #tspotter @NashSevereWx
Did a server go down at YouTube or did a studio setting get changed? Cos there’s a vast lack of captions/subtitles uploaded in the past two days. It’s really frustrating.
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I just want jeans and a hoodie weather. Why have we been forsaken. Whyyyyy.
Stupid hot today, and really all week. Forecasted high of 100° would break the daily record high of 98° set in 1927 and would also be the second latest we've ever hit 100°. Heat Advisory starts at 11a and goes thru 8p Wednesday for heat index values up to 108°.
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I can literally hear it calling as it swoops over my house, unlikely, but definitely happening.
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My camera is living in the future. (Forgot to change it from the UK after 2 years 😂)
ALT A screenshot of an Apple Mac finder tab showing a list of jpegs modified ‘tomorrow at 4:42am’.
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Fuck you, grim reaper.
Actor Tim Curry, best known for starring in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, dies aged 80 bbc.in/3SryUGr
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Took me 4 years but I fixed it 😂😂😂
ALT A longsleeved black top with matching length sleeves.
.@BadgerSpanner: I ordered this top and it looks cute, but the sleeves are different lengths. Your dad says I should wear it anyway because it makes me look crazy on purpose.
My 8yo daughter: my dad’s whole job is to be crazy.
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