Father of Many 🩸
Lebanon, PA
Joined December 2016
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Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
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Bro that nigga said “OH SHIT” 🤣😭😭😭😭
Shannon Sharpe and Ochocinco looked up Madison Beer while discussing Justin Herbert’s POOR performances this season, leading to the Chargers being 0-5, and instantly understood why he might be DISTRACTED 😭💀
“Let me see what she looks like… OH SH-T. I don’t put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.” 😭😭
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If you're thinking about settling down with a girl and you gotta ask her what she thinks about Lindsay Clancy
If it isnt "hang her"
Run the fuck away, dont even put your penis in her. Its not worth it
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Telling everyone I gave up on the Orioles this season but quietly still keeping tabs on things as they are tied for a playoff spot
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when i snipe bros sleeper pick and he starts sending me trades for him after the draft xitter.gq/DetectiveSpade_/status…
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the crew finally sneaking out of polyphemus’ cave and then odysseus shoots an arrow in his eye
