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I'm a nudist, out and proud member of the LGBT community, happily married woman, and parent to two plastic jelly fish (Dwight and Jim).

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined November 2008
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If Goodspaceguy keeps losing, who will protect us from Badspaceguy?
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Why did Trump grab her water bottle and tighten it? Yall see this? xitter.gq/remy2cents/status/1818…
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I'm at that weird crossroads of waffle House drunk but responsible enough not to stop. Lame. #uberdriverwasworriedaboutmysnacksbuthadnoidea
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Nothing like an invigorating 3am stroll. Huge thanks to #ottawafiredepartment for checking things out when our building alarm went off!
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Replying to @davidreevely
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Anybody watching the Super Bowl today? RT if yes.
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Feeling awkward bc I'm in the office and no one else is. I didn't realize we were really taking this as a holiday. Fuck, I need help or moral support as I power through my to do list. #OneIsTheLoneliestNumber
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Brining my chair from Seattle wasn't cost effective so I ordered two new ones. #treatyourself
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Mmm... An hour via zoom with a girlfriend and a warm patio to enjoy a glass of wine. I can dig it!
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Hey @OC_Transpo the 24 just blew past myself and another guy waiting at stop A! Not cool, I need to be at work on time and if the bus had stopped, I would be. We were waiving, we were at the stop. There is no excuse.
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I'm the kind of forgetful person that comes home, rips off my clothes, pours a glass of wine and then remembers I committed to a late call. Sigh. Pants are back on. #NudistLife
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Today's bus driver is taking the Sunday drive approach to our commute. I kinda like it. It's better than the parking thing that happens when they're ahead of schedule.
Happy Holi! Holi is best known for vibrant colors that are tossed at friends and loved ones. Full of joy, Holi is all about positivity, setting aside our differences, and coming together. A message that’s been embodied by communities across the world during these tough times.
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You'd think I'd remember not to fry bacon naked. I do not. #nudistlife
Our floors at the Airbnb are old, warped hardwood. Shoes are not allowed, a compromise I reluctantly agreed to. J said the floors are like a roller coaster bc you go up, down, and side to side. I say they're shit-tastic and my shoeless days probably won't last for much longer.
One of my favorite clients does software & consulting work, he told me today that he might enjoy being a lumberjack instead. I know him as well as you can know a work friend but I suspect he'd make a bad lumberjack and told him as much. I have fantastically silly clients!
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OMG, this is freaking amazing! Our two week quarantine is almost up, I'm hoping we see this kinda nonsense in our neighborhood! I already checked, there are Fet parties somewhere around here so it's not too big of a stretch/hope.
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In happier news, I finally got my office set up. I have two folding tables, a rolling ball/chair and my jelly fish. My window gets morning sun and my feet are warmed by the heater under my desk.
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