Bailey Howell

kane winning this ballon d’or is the biggest testament to how far white privilege can take you 😭 and before anyone starts, nobody’s denying his talent, but the standards he’s held to versus others are actually laughable. The hypocrisy is INSANE.

Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”

Game abandoned at half time because of this patch. If this is the threshold, we won’t play much football this winter. Will ‘player safety’ be considered as high a priority on the agenda when you then have to play 4 games per week in April? #GamesGone

STRAIGHT FROM KICK-OFF 😱⏳ It didn't take Barrow long to score this afternoon 😅

This is going to the grave this moment. Little old Bury taking maximum allocation to Harrogate 60miles away on a Tuesday night. Unbelievable moment and never been prouder of the lads! #uts

Don’t get me wrong, I do like a little drink when on the travel to football but something I enjoy more than drinking before the football? Actually watching and comprehending the game

I’m sorry but imagine boasting about being good in Europe to be losing 2-0😂

Bonnie Blue says the only man she’s ever had thrown out was at her 1,000-men day - for saying another guy’s was “really small” “The only time I’ve ever kicked someone out. During the thousand, there was a moment where four guys were on the sofa.” “One of the guys that was lying there ... was like, ‘Oh my god, look at his. His is really small.’” “And I was like, ‘Get out.’ Like instantly got security to make him leave.” “Everyone’s here. Whether you think they’re disgusting, whatever, no one is being judged.” “I don’t want anyone walking away from this feeling insecure, feeling like I was laughed at.” “I was really frustrated that he did that. I was like, you really let me down there.” The host’s verdict: “Well, you may be dead behind the eyes, but there’s kindness in there.”

Got the “be safe” text from my mom and responded with @bigahhtruck