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Joined December 2019
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KING SHIT!
As “overrated” chants are heard in the ballpark … @jwood_29 crushes a no-doubt 2-Run HR over deep right centerfield to give us the doubleheader sweep‼️ #RockSolid #Natitude
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Me, this upcoming Ramadan in front of Muslims:
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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It's fun watching this fatso spiraling into irrelevance.
Comedian Stavros Halkias says he used to be a UFC fan but it's become "impossible" for him to enjoy fights now, because it's become a "MAGA suck off" "If you're still sucking Trump's c**k, you're a moron. And I believe Dana White has been throating him pretty well recently."
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I asked George Kittle if he’s looking forward to seeing Brandon Aiyuk in the 49ers’ facility tomorrow.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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Photos of the Washington Redskins from last night
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I’m so glad we had a bye week to clean up the presnap penalties
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I see chig going for 70+ tonight.
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How productive I'm going to be at work tomorrow
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Best witching hour yet!
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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HAHA GO HOOS PUSSY
UVA falls to 4-5, Hoos had the third easiest schedule in College Football entering 2026 amongst #P4 teams
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Neighbor put up 3 skeletons for Halloween but I haven’t seen his wife or kids in months
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Josh Jacobs scoring TDs for my fantasy team
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Bailz retweeted
she’s a Tiffany Studios Tulip Table Lamp, circa 1910 🍸😌🛋️
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White people be like: yeah I have a tentacle dildo pin on a bag I wear out in public
shoutout to the tsa agent that saw the pin on my bag and said “oh nahh what tha hell”
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Virginia Tech beats Clemson Clemson Fans: Damn we suck. UVA Fans: We beat you once in 15 years!!!! Penn State Fans: WE ARE HAPPIER WINLESS THAN WE ARE WITH JAMES FRANKLIN.
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The 28 teams who have already become bowl eligible!
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Bailz retweeted
The Buccaneers to the Panthers every time RedZone cuts to the Tampa Bay-Carolina game
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Bailz retweeted
.@HokiesFB gets their first win over Clemson since 2007‼️ 📺 ESPN x @ACCFootball
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