John Watson

{WHY HAVE ALL THREE EPISODES BEEN SHOWN AND I'VE YET TO WATCH THE FIRST.}

@umbrellaties Oh ha ha, the comedian of the Holmes' family's arrived.

Ah, 7:26 AM and I'm already feeling exceptionally dizzy. Great day ahead, I can already tell.

Off to bed I go. I've got a few things to mull over, one being that I am constantly compared to animals. Hedgehog, goldfish, dog. What next?

@umbrellaties @ShagstheIceMan He means the bedroom Greg. Just an FYI.

@umbrellaties So snarky tonight, My.

@umbrellaties Depends.

@umbrellaties Screw you too then.

“@HaroldWilston: Well Hell! I ship it. xitter.gq/HaroldWilston/status/4…” Mycroft...

@umbrellaties Why are you so popular?

“@Detective_Eve: http://t.co/u8avznsxIP” Why do I look like a child? A bumblebee child, no less?

@KufuwuaL Are you insinuating that I need a job?

“@Alice_Pendragon: xitter.gq/Alice_Pendragon/status…” Well, /I/ think I look rather good in the mustache, but it seems it's a joke amongst you people.

@umbrellaties @threepatchangel The flat has to be quiet for us to sleep, no?

Twitter suddenly became silent. Will I be able to sleep now? #hopeful

@umbrellaties Monopoly. Or Candy Land.

@umbrellaties Why is that?

@umbrellaties @Siege_96 No.

Oh, who am I kidding? With Sherlock giggling like a schoolgirl it's amazing I can even think.

I believe I'll be off to bed now. MY bed.