Jason Todd

Whoa- hey. I think I've been frozen in a snow pile for a week.

"I've poisoned the water supply" Gothamites don't drink public water anymore, idiots.

Haha, nerd.

What's up bitches?

Look. The white streak ISNT MY FAULT.

Bruce is getting style advice from Tim again.

I put Damian in the tree and I think he fell asleep hanging there. It's oddly peaceful in the house.

Finally, something that won't break when I hit you

Last year everyone bought Tim coffee for Christmas. Every. One. He didn't sleep for a week. We aren't allowed to buy him coffee anymore. Guess what I got him.

Starting a gift the night before Xmas eve. I see you Tim.

The fuck is a tiger roaming the streets? Is Joe Exotic in town?

Where the hell does @The_Cowl keep his pain killers?

Oh fuck. When did I get shot? How long have I been bleeding?

I've shot 4 people (nonlethal) for spoilers today. Try me.

Whine more about me shooting you in the eye.

If I'm in Gotham and I shoot someone that's technically across the river in the next state, is that still against my "No killing in Gotham" code?

Jingle All the Way is about how capitalism creates villains.

Every year Alfred forbids us from fucking up the decorations and every year I try to hide as many dicks as I can.