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What do most girls think the perfect size π is?
I made a video to answer that exact question.
I was kinda shocked at what most consider the perfect size.
I did a blind π size test with girls. They can't see the inches on the tape measure. I asked them to tell me to stop when it's the 'perfect' size.
Wait sponges are actually real animals????? So some guy was like "Yeah I wanna rub this all over my body" and we still do that shit?!?!!
Cut my leg off I'm serious cut that bitch off slice slice slice. I'd just be a one leg dude but I got this triple stuffed memory foam lookin phat ass to come home to
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Dis bitch just asked if I would pay for her cats vet bill if she agrees to go on a second date. Man fuck that cat
Just watched a woman get out of her wheelchair and carry it up some stairs and then sit down and wheel herself away π
Btw I'd install much pipe in old halle berry that the city would come ask if I have a permit for all dat pipe in laying. I'd be missing. Family concerned. Friends calling. Work fires me. I'd then emerge from the bedroom 30 days later exhausted, skinny, stanky, with an erection that hasn't gone away for weeks. Halle can't walk no more. πΆit's a whole new worrrrrldddπΆ from Aladdin starts playing out of nowhere. I then realized I'm jobless now with no friends. In my head I hear FINISH HER from mortal combat. I go back in the bedroom. A week later Halle berry is dead from dick overdose. I go to jail and die happy
I just be tryin to make those BLAM BLAM BLAM noises during sex. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing
Youtube too soft. The OG @fousey vid of him in leggings made him famous but would be shadow banned to the pits of hell today

















