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Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
DNA is honestly just wild. Have you guys ever heard that crazy story about a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he took a DNA test, it showed he was not the dad? The mother kept insisting he really was the father, so they ran the test over and over again, and every single time, it said the exact same thing. It turned out later that, according to the DNA test results, he was not the father at all, but actually the uncle of the baby. That made zero sense because he did not have any brothers and was an only child. After doing a lot more detailed testing, the doctors found out that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin brother back when they were in the womb and ended up carrying two totally different sets of DNA in his body. So when you break it all down, the baby was biologically his twin brother's child, even though he was the one who actually fathered the kid.
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
If you’re a real freak and you genuinely yearn for each other, you’ll discover that intimacy goes beyond what people consider decent. You’ll do the wildest, nastiest and most unthinkable things in the bedroom, things you wouldn’t dare discuss in public because people would call them an abomination.
But the funny thing is, you’ll both look back on those moments, laughing and blushing, because to you, they’re priceless memories.
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
I understand this because it is coming from a woman,
No one expects you to pay lobola for them - hell for a certain level of woman to even look your way as a man you must be of a certain standing in society,
No one expects you to buy or build a house for them. It would even shock me if you understand a single thing about finances, real estate or investment portfolio in general.
Life is lenient to women, more is expected of a man. And the majority of us learn to it too late.
Don’t respond to this message it is above your understanding.
you had to be there for the swimming gala in blues
you had to be there for the cottco irem
it just made sense
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
It’s not even a men thing.
It’s a natural reflex to take care of what is valuable to you, and there’s nothing awkward about it.
Have you seen how a woman acts when she genuinely likes a man? She’s always looking for things to buy for him.
“I should get this for my man.”
“My man would look good in this.”
“My man would love this.”
True love gives, and it’s not limited to one gender.
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
#RedMarketSunday is LIVE!
Your products deserve visibility. Your business deserves customers. Your brand deserves a platform…Entrepreneurs, showcase your hustle. Buyers, make your move!
What are we buying from you today?
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
I think you can tell when someone grew up reading novels by their comprehension .Fiction teaches you to recognise nuance, consider context, and understand layers of implication rather than taking everything at face value. It develops your ability to navigate complex ideas without reducing everything to black n white thinking.
People who read widely as children often learn to hold two seemingly contradictory ideas in their minds at once, understanding that although they may conflict, both can contain some truth. They learn to appreciate complexity, ambiguity and the fact that understanding something does not necessarily mean agreeing with it.
Gryffindorian 🦁 retweeted
I won a competition a decade ago.
1 • Whats the name of the competition?
2 • Where was it held?
3 • What’s the name of the award?
Get these right and win 2 tickets to Sylent Nights tomorrow 🖤✨
une bluetick
it makes sense but ndimi vanhu vanotishoresa imi. saka brain idzi waitoenda nadzo kuchikoro uchitopasa?
