Whats with all the #zombie 2012 shit going on... do i need to carry around a sawed off

Apparently i ran the ac all night with the window open

Phone is ringin.. oh ma god

Bored, stuck at a bridge opening. Y cant we build higher bridges OR shorter boats?

lmao this is funny and wrong! knee5omniagram's photo instagr.am/p/KyTSDvnXwl/ via @instagram

i just saw a homeless man hop in a Corvette and lay wheels

people with sheltered easy lives should just be grateful..everyone is tested we all learn what it means to struggle sometime #urswillcometoo

Ba ba baba, ba ba ba baba i wanna be sedated

Sly Stone underrated by most who weren't alive in the 70s.great performance of an amazing song on some tv show..bump it youtube.com/watch?v=s43pryUR…

"And now for something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky and Bullwinkle til i pass out. Hopefully soon

crazy what #mono does to your sleep.some people think it makes u sleep all the time, which it does- at first. Now i just lay here exhausted

5k asteroids gunnin 4 earth: "NASA: 4,700 asteroids 'potentially hazardous' " us.cnn.com/2012/05/16/us/nas… #2012 #youknowurkindascared

They should make an app called Instagramps so people can quickly and conveniently upload pictures of their grandfather #brilliant

finally got an instagram! good times. follow me @Barn_one

Fuck the farting robots #wtf #weird #vandalism dbombdiggs's photo instagr.am/p/IijFnaQbYw/ via @instagram

Just want to say my Mom is the best! Happy Mother's Day to all the female progenitors out there

Definitely enjoyed Hunger Games- now a little late night Wonder Years session

#HungerGames bootleg. Let's see if it can live up to the #hype

Rascism is schism on a serious tip

Toynbee Tile fine print #streetartistry instagr.am/p/KgXTVCqSgy/