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Roswell, NM, USA
Joined December 2015
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I heard the #BorderPatrol was invited to a #CincoDeMayo party. They brought #ICE. 😅
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Every time I go to @Costco, no matter the location, I'm reminded why I like @SamsClub better. #SamsClub, please build in the St. George area
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Greater power comes by focusing on joy. -Elder Taylor #GeneralConference
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The Savior's job is to heal. Our job is to love. -Elder Renlund #GeneralConference
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We become vulnerable when we slow down or stop our spiritual momentum. -Elder Renlund #GeneralConference
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Pray Pray to know that He is there and answers prayers. Pray to grow and be like His son Jesus Christ. Pray to show His love to others. -Sister Porter (Primary General President) #GeneralConference
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Well everyone, what did you do during the great #Facebookdown of 2024?
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Replying to @Lowes
@Lowes Your people won't honor the claim that was never completed and are telling me that I have to buy another service plan to open a new claim. IT ISN'T A NEW CLAIM! You need a different warranty company, one that actually upholds their warranty contact.
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Your 888 number people aren't helping either.
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Hey @Lowes Why is it so hard to contact you? You're effected warrantee company didn't have contact contact info either. I'm getting the run around on a repair
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Dang it, Elder Bednar! 😭 I needed that message. #GeneralConference
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What's the fastest way to lose a customer? A $2,000 increase on their home owners insurance for no reason. #bye @WeAreFarmers you lost all my policies. I went back to @StateFarm since my company discount was the only reason I left them.
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What dictator @GovMLG is doing in New Mexico is just a test run for the @DNC to see what they can get away with during the election. New Mexico is a small state with no real say in the election, so they can do a trial run here. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak
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How much does it cost to have a paid crowd show up for you to greet? Not one cellphone was on. How they taking #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak tiktok.com/t/ZT8dd2M26/
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WHAT THE HELL @UPS! I pay for two day shipping, my order gets picked up today, but your tracking is telling me that it won't arrive until MONDAY! I PAID FOR TWO DAY SHIPPING BECAUSE I NEED IT IN TWO DAYS!
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Pat said that if you give the left an inch they take a million miles. I think it would be more accurate to say they take a kilometer, because nobody knows how much they'll take. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak
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Pat might like this Ted Talk about electric vehicles and carbon emissions. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak tiktok.com/t/ZTRwnofef/
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Catching up on Friday's show. I couldn't take more than 20 minutes of that conspiracy guy. He reminds me of people who debate Christianity. He had leading questions and comments, but no actual evidence but his own conclusions. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak
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