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Atherton, CA
Joined January 2015
This was one of the most surreal experiences of my life
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Halloween is a made-up holiday invented by partyful to fill our phones with random bullshit
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Lula retakes the lead and is favored to win to re-election in Brazil:
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What's it called when you predict something super obvious
BREAKING: Elon Musk to merge Tesla and SpaceX in a $3.7 trillion mega-deal 70% chance it happens before 2028
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I love you @Shanemgillis I just put my life savings in kalshi !!!
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Does anyone else remember when H3H3 used to do those YouTube poop .exe videos
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I agree, but posit an even more thought provoking question: how does it benefit us incels?
How does abolishing ICE benefit Black Americans?
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Got my $5 of x money via check. So basically Elon bought my address for five bucks
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I am a member of the Muslim brotherhood. I'm in one of the chapters that the US does not designate as a terrorist organization
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Mr President, Mr Hegseth, please specifically abandon Kuwait! This is the only thing you can do to win the midterms is stop all military cooperation with Kuwait
BREAKING: The U.S. is now preparing to completely abandon Gulf countries, as Trump envoy Tom Barrack directly warns Gulf allies that Washington can no longer guarantee their security indefinitely, telling regional officials in Doha that they must take responsibility for their own defense, signalling the end of the U.S. security umbrella in the Middle East, per the Wall Street Journal. Barrack said the 80-year-old U.S. security-for-oil arrangement is no longer sustainable, pointing to regional defense partnerships as the way forward. The warning comes as Gulf states face Iranian strikes on U.S. military infrastructure and growing uncertainty over Washington’s future military commitment to the region.
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You would not believe your eyes If ten million Uncle guys Touched on you as you fell asleep
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Try being a Norwood VI
I don’t know how the AT&T people at Costco do it man. Just sit there all day constantly getting denied and ignored. Gritty.
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European cities that are actually cool despite what Eurochuds will tell you Rotterdam Leipzig Bristol Naples Coimbra Lyon Ljubljana
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Remember when the deep state tried to convince everyone that Russia blew up their own pipeline for no reason. They really do think you're stupid
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I took my wife to Brazil and flights+hotels were paid for via credit card churning. Warren Buffet is nothing to a man like me
Dudes use credit cards for $10 in rewards a year and think they are fucking Warren Buffett
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Walmart got rid of the price checker stations because they hate you and want you to die
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