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78th generation farmer. My tweets are fully sponsored by BaySanto, Dow-DuPont, and Syngenta. They love me.

Johnson, KS
Joined November 2011
I just wanted it to be over
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“Let’s take it from somewhere, and put it into something I’m already doing! Because I’m right and you’re wrong.”
farmers don't need bailouts. Stop subsidizing inefficient, single row crop operations that take 3 weeks of work a year!!! Incentivize grazed cover crop, new crops, and denser production per acre.
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My (now) wife and I were actively moving from a shitty basement studio apartment to the upstairs equally shitty one bedroom apartment in college. Hooked up tv first to be able to watch. She was worried with my expletives.
23 years ago today, Aaron Boone sent the Yankees to the World Series.
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Eff the Dodgers, but glad to see Shohei get a swing
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18 rows at a time
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My wife after I’ve worked up the courage to ask her what our plans are this weekend when I know she’s already told me at least a dozen times.
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I’ve never seen dog v skunk work out in dogs favor. Anyone want a dog?
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Early harvest results are…. not encouraging
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Cats by 90
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God bless America
My friend Josh came in last place in fantasy (again) His punishment is to stay at a bar from open to close (7AM - 2AM) Each beer takes off 15 minutes, each shot takes off 30 minutes (the shots can only be liquor) Stay tuned
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Beginning to think Webworms are the most effective pigweed control I’ve seen in a decade
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Bart Parks retweeted
anyone ever sell their farm, move to mexico and sell fake oakleys on the beach until noon then relax rest of the day? no? fuck
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The colonists when the Crown put a tax on tea
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I come from wheat-fallow-wheat ancestry. Moved to more fall crops 15ish years ago. Doing my damndest to eliminate wheat totally from rotation. Is HRW becoming a niche crop?
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Neighbors don’t give a shit about controlling disease. Never snows in the winter anymore. Futile use of land
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Wheats not yielding much but at least the test weight is bad
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Time to harvest wheat I suppose
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AgTwitter, resist the urge to answer 😂
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McDonald’s
For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid
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