Jen Basel

I stayed up late to help you relax. I woke up to listen to you breathe. I woke up to check on your coughing. I woke up to feed you, and to calm you down again. I finally slept. Then, the dog threw up on me 😔 This is a true story of a mom with a sick baby & a needy dog. #momlife

You know you are with your sole mate when you both, separately and unknowingly, resold to your home being invaded by ants with “the ants go marching 1 by 1, hoorah, hoorah..”🎶🥁🐜 Also, no hoorah?! Die mfers, die!

All I want for Christmas is for my upstairs neighbor to sit tf down.

Our life on the bottom floor 💀STFD: youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU via @YouTube

Living across the street from your hair salon =literally running out to get quality conditioner so you can wash your hair 😍😍 I love HdG.

Designing a logo for one’s own business is a whole different kind of pressure 😅 #myownworstcritic #graphicdesigner

I really am curious about what I did in a past life 🤔

I love when people think they’re sneaky 🤣

It’s September 1... can I wear a big sweater ??🤔

Do terrible people know that they are terrible people? 🤔

Today is a great day to be the first day of the rest of your life 😃

Marketing tip: If you are trying to teach [me] something that “every woman in her 30s” should know, don’t use the word “adulting.” You just sound dumb.

When you have so much tea, when is the appropriate time to spill it?

Ever wonder if they’re thinking, “damn, she was right!”

Have you ever watched someone make a terrible mistake, after you told them it was a terrible mistake?

I should’ve been a detective 🕵️‍♀️

I might have to drive a min of 7 hours today. I might have to leave this beautiful beach. BUT I CANT WAIT TO SEE SAL!