@BatSpy

LA • 6’3” • Ty Simpson Hater • 2x Cracker of the Day • Crypto Genius • Little League Legend • Poker God

 Newport Beach, CA
Joined July 2015
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Blake@BatSpyJun 20
First profile that pops up after redownloading Hinge
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Ran into Evan Phillips at the Laker game and gave him a beer. Fucking legend
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This is my ideal Sunday night
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Luka saved my life
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Pat McAfee has ruined College Football for me. Legit can’t enjoy College Gameday anymore
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Clayface movie 10/10. One of my favorite movies of all-time. Need more standalone Batman villain movies going forward
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I bought Pokemon cards for the first time in like 10 years 🥶
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Update: It was very fun to see her and genuinely great to catch up. We’re going to Knott’s Scary Farm this weekend when it stops raining
Blake@BatSpyOct 22
We’re going out for drinks tomorrow
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We’re going out for drinks tomorrow
Blake@BatSpyOct 21
Absolutely not Snapchat, thank you for the suggestion though
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Imagine trading Luka Doncic 😭✌🏼
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Absolutely not Snapchat, thank you for the suggestion though
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Getting the urge to drop everything I have in Cali and move to a big city again
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Just disgusting to see LeBron not in a Lakers jersey
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Average Hinge experience
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Friend tried to set me up with a single mom
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Everyone who goes on this cruise should be banned from re-entering the United States
Savannah Bananas
@TheSavBananasOct 15
Bananaland at Sea is BACK! 🤩 All 6 Banana Ball teams & cast are setting sail to Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas in January 2028! Head to bananalandatsea.com/presale to join the presale for early booking!
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In Philly November 5th-8th, what are the best spots I need to check out
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Blake retweeted
CFB Kings
@CFBKingsOct 15
Regular season implications gone. Losing doesn’t matter. Endless transferring. Minimal loyalty to schools. Everything about money. Conference regionality gone. Rankings rigged for two conferences (primarily one). Every year College Football gets worse and worse. Very sad.
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See y’all in 2028 ✌🏼
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Dave Roberts has to be fired
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Fuck Ohtani and fuck Will Smith
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