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Elongated Muskrat

@BatchMasterFlex

My brains not too good in the thinkin departments. #Colts #Avs #Raps #Jays #RollTide

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Joined January 2022
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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCat12h
The Colts are in hell
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Rob Gucci
@heatdaddy69420Oct 24
Yo can AI dudes just chill? We don’t want any of this. Nobody wants this. We just want to be people. If you wanna build your gay little robots then go to a different planet and do it. We are all good on this. Relax.
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604RAW
@604RAWOct 1
#BREAKING: The SA case against Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith has been DROPPED after the complainant refused to testify. It has been confirmed that Smith will be returning to his role as Bubbles on the program.
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Jordan Schmaltz
@J_Swish24Oct 2
ESPN at its finest. Respectfully of course.
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Maxime Bernier
@MaximeBernierSep 30
On this “National Day for Truth and Reconciliation”, at a time when telling the truth does not yet constitute a hate crime punishable by up to two years in prison (Bill C-254), let’s tell the truth: no bodies were found in Kamloops. The residential-school “genocide” claim is a hoax. Truth first, then Reconciliation. Reconciliation requires an end to the BS, the victim mentality, the fake white guilt, and the grifting.
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saying this when you have millions of people drowning in medical debt, citizens are getting shot for protesting and there’s a school shooting every day in your country is certified dumbass behaviour
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 28
JUST IN: President Trump declares Canada is "one of the worst countries in the entire world."
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Steve Will Do It
@stevewilldoitSep 25
Someone that likes and retweets $3.943 BOOOM Thank you X!! That’s fucking huge for me Yapping
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Colts Mafia
@colts_mafia_Sep 23
Super Bowl 44 and it’s not even close, it still makes me sad thinking about it
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⭐️ (@hoodimahomes) profile picture⭐️
@hoodimahomesSep 23
If you could change the outcome of 1 sports game all time what would it be?
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That Guy Rocked NFL
@NFLRockedSep 23
Bob Sanders That guy rocked.
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Jarrett Bailey
@JBaileyNFLSep 19
TALK THAT SHIT CHRIS SIMMS LETS FUCKIN GO
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsSep 19
WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected
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Erik Swanson@Erik_Swanson03Sep 11
I’ll go ahead and give you clicks again… “Hey guys, do you want a chance to go win a World Series again or do you want to go home” “We want to give up and go home, screw playoff baseball, nobody wants to go try and achieve something like that” You’re such a loser dude.
The Sid Seixeiro Show (@sidseixeiroshow) profile pictureThe Sid Seixeiro Show
@sidseixeiroshowSep 10
Do the Toronto Blue Jays have any fight left in them? #sick #thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro
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I think I’d rather find my son smoking crack then him listening to the Sid Seixero podcast
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LakeErie ♀@LakeErieNorthSep 10
Dear David, Go fuck yourself. @davidmaloneypa
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shannon sharpe
@ShannonSharpeJul 27
Every time I see Tim. He does this. I want my RESTITUTION. 😂😂😂😂
NFL Films (@NFLFilms) profile pictureNFL Films
@NFLFilmsJul 27
This impersonation never gets old 😅 The best rookie talent show performance of all time
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DoBBy@LargestAdultSonJul 23
there’s like one clip a year that makes me laugh every time i see it
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Evan 🇨🇦@McKennaMVPJul 16
Americans are genuinely the dumbest people on this planet.
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B🩸@stoneblindrageJul 15
Every time we have fires in Canada without fail there’s handfuls of Americans who pop online proclaiming “oh thanks a lot, Canada!” “Stop lighting fires Canada!” “We should sue Canada!” Jesus Christ your schools really are just for shooting huh? For fucks sake.
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GTA 6 Info
@GTASixInfoJul 1
Can we all agree this is the best GTA map ever to exist?
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Jen
@tavmcknythewsJun 15
Back in March it was reported that Marner refused to be traded to Carolina (knew he was walking to Vegas for free) and it cost the Leafs getting Rantanen in return. Fast forward a year later he loses his chance at the cup to the SAME team he refused to be traded to. Leafs end up winning the 2026 draft lottery instead. What a poetic outcome. Karma is real lol
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One of the best moments from SLS DTLA, having Antwuan Dixon step in for an injured Chris Joslin 🤩 Mid contest Antwuan was out signing boards and taking pictures with fans, Antwuan for the people!
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