Baylor Limericks

Today’s our Twitter’versary too; One year sharing limericks with you! Many stories told Of the green & gold. We set our sights on verses anew. #BaylorLimericks #Anniversary #OneYear #ThankYou xitter.gq/baylorlimericks/status…

The Bears beat Tarleton State. Baylor fans all feeling great! 10 years in McLane Let’s win, once again. We’ll be back next week - can’t wait! #BaylorLimericks

It’s time for March Madness, hooray! Only 6 games stand in the way. Who did you bet Will cut down the nets? Tip-off the tourney - let’s play! #BaylorLimericks #MarchMadness #SicEm #SurviveandAdvance @MarchMadnessMBB @MarchMadnessWBB

The Bears beat Texas in Waco. A gritty win, fought from the get-go. Longhorns go down, Get outta our town. Great top-10 win & a show! #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #SicUT #SicEm #MBB #HornsDown #CultureOfJoy @BaylorMBB

Everyday Jon returns to the game; A massive injury he overcame. Emotions are wrecked. Bears overwhelm Tech. Ferrell explodes at the sound of his name. #BaylorLimericks #SicEm #EverydayJon @JonathanTchamwa @BaylorMBB @BaylorAthletics

Today is Baylor’s birthday! Send ‘em three “hip hips” & “hoorays!” Oldest & best In Texas - we’re blessed! Shine bright on this wonderful day! #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #University #Birthday #SicEm @Baylor @BaylorProud

Big 12’s football schedule is freed! Baylor was favored, don’t you agree? Eight games in Waco & OU’s a no go 🥳 It’s better than we dreamed it could be! #BaylorLimericks #Big12FB #Big12Schedule #ScheduleFreed #SicEm #Waco #GoBears @BUFootball @BaylorAthletics @Big12Conference

Big 12’s the best conference in bball. It’s not even close, let’s be real y’all. Gauntlet thrown down; Ran SEC outta town. Our schedule prepares us for brawls. #BaylorLimericks #IronSharpensIron #BestConference #Big12 #SEC #Challenge #CultureOfJoy @franfraschilla @DickieV #SicEm

The Bears beat the Jayhawks tonight. The crowd looked great in all white! 5 wins in a row; They’ve put on a show. Our record, they’ve aimed to set right. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #MBB #SicEm #SicKU #Kansas #CultureOfJoy @BaylorMBB

The Bears beat the Cowboys tonight. Actually, they shot out the lights! Successful shut down, Ran Pokes outta town. Baylor, where lights (usually) shine bright. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #MBB #SicEm #SicOSU #FerrellBlackout #Blackout #FerrellCenter #Illuminate @BaylorMBB

Something we just hate to do Is lose late (by one) to TCU. Last second plays Ruin our days. In conference, we’re now 0-2. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #Basketball #MBB #Football #Repeat #Pain #Sadness #CultureOfJoy #Rivals #TCU

We give thanks this Christmastime To those of you who read our lines; Moments compiled In Limerick style. Baylor fandom in meter and rhymes. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #Christmas #Fans #Rhymes #ThankYou #Limerick

We lost both QBs in one day; Portal and NIL impact on display. How will we respond? No deals? They’ll be gone. The future is slipping away. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #Football #GetWithTheTimes #SicEm #NIL #TransferPortal #Portal #NCAA #QB

The Bears beat Gonzaga by one; Our signature wins have begun. Defense was key, Unlike Timme (😏). Victory sealed with an 8-0 run! #BaylorLimericks #SicEm #Baylor #Gonzaga #GoBears #Elite @BaylorMBB @BaylorProud

The Big 12 Championship game is set. Our top two teams made it; better yet, We don’t see OU & UT’s out too. Another year of “superiority,” unmet. #BaylorLimericks #HatefulEight #Big12 #TCU #KSU #Texas #UT #HornsDown #OU #LaterSooners #Football #CFP #Championship

There once was a man named Matt Rhule Who used Baylor as a stepping stool. His ego went pro Then he was let go. The Huskers are next to be fooled. #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #Bears #Carolina #Panthers #Nebraska #Huskers #NFL #DropOut #PaidNotToCoach

The Bears fall to the Longhorns today; Defense had no answer - Bijan had his way. Of Shapen’s misfires, We’ve all grown tired. We need a leader in critical plays. #BaylorLimericks #SicEm #SicUT #Baylor

The Bears beat the Bruins tonight! A fantastic game; full of fight. Flagler & crew Led by Coach Drew - That’s a match made in Heaven, all right! #BaylorLimericks #Baylor #MBB #SicEm #SicUCLA #GoBears #BearsBetterThanBruins @BaylorMBB @BUDREW

Baylor sure loves to collapse in style… Wish they’d finish a game once in a while. Play calling woes; We fall to the toads. This season’s been littered with trials. #BaylorLimericks #SicEm #SicTCU #BigNoonKickoff #HypnoToad #GoBears #Big12

Baylor Nation looked great in the stands, But the blackout didn’t go as planned. Baylor’s apathy Is a catastrophe. It’s a “must win” …we just don’t understand. #BaylorLimericks #SicEm #Baylor #KSU #MustWin #WeOut #BlackOut #BaylorNation @BUFootball