Beach Hunks

Brb, Marie Kondoing our fuckin dads so we can get ones that let us VAPE IN THE LIVING ROOM

Realise this account has gone a bit quiet after the Fringe. There’s a very good reason for this: we’re famous now. Thanks

Calling it now: next year’s Spirit of the Fringe award will be won by the first punter to be killed by a car on the Disco Walking Tour, bringing this wretched saga to an end

‘a living waege is jsut like a special chocolate box that’s not for poor poeple’ - jomny cain

We’re also proud to announce we got five stars from Mumble. We didn’t pay them, and they didn’t review us, but we feel confident in saying they would have given us at least four, and will put five on future posters

We're done, please just let us rest.

Finally got the coveted recommendation from my own nite! Come on down, friends! (ENEMIES STAY HOME)

We have already had a lovely last Fringe day pretending to be @tracyisleaving at @JokeThieves so our DIAMOND-STUDDED KILLER-DILLER 7.30pm SHOW AT THE THREE SISTERS feels like the cherry on top, but nevertheless, please come eat that damn cherry!!!!!

Honoured to be at the last Sketch Thieves of this Fringe, watch us rage, rage against the dying of the light/ pretend we aren't getting colds

Well it was a big, boozed up laddish post football crowd tonight but against all odds we pulled it out of the bag and absolutely died on our arses

Our weeknight bucket speech in full:

We are relentlessly ploughing through this Fringe and will not stop until we have stolen every sketch

We really all ought to be paying more attention to Jack Henderson

🏄💦💛

Staring emotionlessly at each other before the show to ‘warm up’