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Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes

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Nathan Fielder “jamming” on stage with Mac DeMarco night 3 at the Greek Theatre 8/31/25. @nathanfielder @Greek_Theatre @Mlsdemarco
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reddit basically one of the last places i search for human results and now google is shredding that. does the open web even exist in ten years?
Google is destroying what’s left of the open web. “We were wrong about RDDT's ability to grow users and improve monetization as the platform now faces growing user and advertising uncertainty….and is now set to experiment with a pivot for its offering to be logged-in only. On the user side, DAUs remain challenged as GOOGL's push into AI Overviews/AI Mode along with structurally lower ranking of machine-translated content accelerated the slowdown in Google Search referral traffic. If current trends persist, management warned that total DAU growth could decline by low double digit percentage points in Q4, which implies a decline in the total DAU base to ~117mn (and potentially lower) compared to the current base of ~130mn. RDDT is trying to offset these headwinds with more paid user marketing or other on-platform improvements, but a 10mn-15mn sequential user decline (with the US potentially more severe than international) calls into question the platform's long-term positioning and user opportunity…and will likely put a lower ceiling on the multiple investors will pay.”
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"When you die, you can't see sunsets." ― Hayao Miyazaki
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Sources told us that Donna Arthur was visibly mentally unwell and "far gone" and "in bad shape" while she was filming the Vivek Ramaswamy ad. NBC pulled the court filings from Donna Arthur's animal neglect charges which show one defense attorney suggested she needed a competency evaluation. "Arthur, 82, exhibited a belief that animal rescue workers had conspired to take away her pets, and she accused a humane society officer and an animal rescue worker of 'stalking' her so they could steal her cats and sell them, the transcripts show."
Amy Acton’s mom, who called her a ‘liar’ in Ramaswamy ad, faced years of turmoil, records show The trial transcripts and other documents reviewed by NBC News suggest that Amy Acton’s mother, Donna Arthur, showed signs of instability in recent years. via @nbcnews nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ad-…
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The future of #ArtificialIntelligence is not pre-determined. As a technology developed by human beings, its future depends on the choices we make. We therefore have the responsibility to guide, change and, when necessary, reject its applications. A reliable system that serves the human person is of greater value than one that is exceptionally powerful but whose consequences cannot be adequately foreseen or controlled.
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Joe Mazzulla says he uses AI and Claude every day to help with coaching, personal development, and organizing practices (Via @985TheSportsHub / h/t @RealBobManning )
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top 5 horror movies : -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life
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Noticed ever since Hasan filed that lawsuit that no news anchors seem to be running their mouth about him. Interesting.
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He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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I think my biggest takeaway from You Can See Everything is that people with blue eyes are fucking terrifying
You can literally see the moment her brain begins to shut down from the fact Nathan knows something she doesn’t.
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our parents lied bad cause why tf would anybody be giving out drugs for FREE on halloween
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Imagine McAfee's reaction if he had Mina Kimes' mentions every day.
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we add a second worm hole
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Kara Swisher's NYT columns & pods declaring the end of movie theaters, glazing streaming CEOs & Warner's soon-to-be-ousted Jason Kilar (who fumbled Christohper Nolan), and declaring her own lack of interest in moviegoing as indicative of a national trend have aged like dogshit
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called “PTSD” that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
This has turned into kind of a weird election. And this is just based on social media, not any reporting. But based on vibes from Republicans, you'd expect Democrats to end up with 55 Senate seats. But based on the vibes from Democrats, you'd expect 50.500001.
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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man they was gon kill his ass LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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Hey quick question why is your employee working late into the evening—to the point he can’t even put his kids to bed—then needing to work at 5 am the next morning but despite that workload unable to afford his mortgage on that salary?
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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So Jared Kushner is found by Dutch intelligence to have taken nearly a billion dollars in bribes. Why is no one reporting on this
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86..... he was just a fucking kid
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