Lvl 42 Nerd and Historian. Educator. Gamer (when I have time). Dad.
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Hey everyone:
My son is in the running to be Stan Lee’s Superkid!! Please vote as often as you can!!
I appreciate you all
thesuperkid.org/2026/james-e…
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Being attracted to both men and women is not for the weak. One minute she's so beautiful you forget how to breathe, the next he's making you question every decision you've ever made. Sometimes you want her, sometimes you want him, sometimes you want to scream. The chaos is REAL.
Ten for me
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS ONLY BEEN TO 4 OF THESE CITIES
1. Orlando
2. New York City
3. Las Vegas
4. San Francisco
5. Boston
6. Miami
7. Chicago
8. Washington D.C.
9. Los Angeles
10. New Orleans
11. San Diego
12. Denver
13. Seattle
14. Philadelphia
15. Phoenix
16. Dallas
17. Houston
18. Nashville
19. San Antonio
20. Honolulu
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
MAGA Pastor Steven Anderson -
“Your Husband slaps you down…”
“And you call the cops on him…”
“You’re Evil. Period”
“You’re the one who is evil.”
“You made your bed, lay in it”
“Ruining his reputation…”
“Giving him a criminal record…”
“What an Evil Broad.”
“What an Evil Woman.”
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
All these fake polls showing gigantic leads to screw Democrats over in the Senate. You need to ignore them and vote. No one is up +5 in these contested races
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. At best the race is as follows:
Maine: Jackson +1
Kansas: Hamilton +1
Texas: Talarico +1-2
Michigan: I’m horrified what could happen. You need to vote.
Iowa: Hinson +1
Alaska: Peltola +1
Ohio: Brown +2
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾
3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING!
TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars!
Watch the viral performance!
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Trump went down to Georgia.
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎ retweeted
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
Rogan: They're surprised that Talarico is ahead of him in the polls.
White: I’m not. I think that people are sick of what's going on right now in Texas. They've been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else drive.