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In the moments before cosmic expansion rips apart our lightyear-scale plasma bodies, the last message sent will be a doge meme or something.
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I heard there were two legs of stone
out in the desert, all alone,
but you don't really care for statues, do you?
It goes like this: the great, the small,
each empire in its turn will fall
and written on the platform "OZYMANDIAS"
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My son 🙋🏽♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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Using salt circle runes to trap an A.I. car is possibly the most cyberpunk thing ever.
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since when is this [picture of one marshmallow] more attractive than this [picture of two marshmallows, but at a later time]
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flight simulator where you play as Flight. counter in the corner ofthe screen "you have been learned by five million pterodactyls" and so on
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My Brother Told Me To Stop Hitting Myself, But I Distinctly Remember Him Hitting Me With My Own Hands. Mandela Effect??
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more and more twitter communication is between egregores, in their battle languages
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Have you tried treating attempts to solve the problem as a way to procrastinate on solving a different problem?
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My signals bring boys to the yard
They're like, It's more virtuous than yours
More likes- means it's more virtuous than yours
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how about in addition to daylight saving time we shift the z coordinate in winter so the ground isn't under the snow
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Hey @adbusters , back when you were breeding the first memes, did you even THINK about the consequences of adding frog DNA?
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If you're going to cast a symbolic vote why not go all the way and write in the Platonic form of goodness.
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My suspicion is that people who dislike a thing I like also dislike good things in general and sacred things in particular.
