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Comedian (An internet Hemingway who brings all his passion & skill to each post-https://xitter.gq/t.co/6yok1sMgs2) $TEL $BTC Not a fan of 3k’s flute album

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Wife: Can you get the Xmas stuff down from the attic? Me:
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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HR should make you wear these if they put you on a PIP.
Nike is finally giving Scottie Pippen his flowers. In celebration of the 30th Anniversary of the Air More Uptempo, Nike is dropping a "PIP" edition. Pippen's Nike logo appears on the heel, while "PIP" replaces "AIR" on the lateral sides of the upper. Full details >> buff.ly/WsiAt2Q
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Wrap this election season up man
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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A pilot with knowledge, experience, logic, & compassion. A family friend of mine flys chartered Lear jets as his full time job & stated the exact thing this pilot does.🙏🏼
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Chip Kelly is calling stuff at Northwestern you’ve only seen in video games
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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Gen Z Catholics once Boomer Catholicism is over
NEW - Pope Leo XIV says "there is no such thing as a holy war," rejecting any religious justification for conflicts around the world: "Only peace is holy."
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Come back, yes. Celebrated? Absolutely not. He was a good man but awful coach who caught lightning in a bottle in 07. It was a great time but we don’t bring back & honor coaches whose peak was a Liberty Bowl in 5 years.
Sylvester Crooms gotta be welcomed back. He won the Liberty Bowl, some Egg Bowls and had some fun wins like Alabama. Auburn, Arkansas etc. In fact I hope Sherrill, Croom, and Mullen feel welcome to come back and be celebrated/check out the program at any time.
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Today it would be appropriate to watch the epic Sopranos scene about Christopher Columbus on loop Happy Columbus Day to all of you, my friends! 🇺🇸🇮🇹
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It's called the circular economy, it's when you sell weapons to Ukraine and buy diesel from Russia.
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Pat McAfee having an inmate kick a field goal for his freedom in the pregame show
Fort Hood shooter's firing squad execution will stream live for public viewing. Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/10/08/pete-hegs…
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Tate recaps his unforgettable weekend in Mississippi with the King of the South
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Tonight surrounded by OM fans asking me if I want Lane to lose
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Ole Miss-LSU lodging prices are INSANE. I took a quick (unscientific) scan. Avg Oxford rental for 2 nights this weekend: ~$2,000. Same dates in: Zurich: ~$900 Dubai: ~$300 London: ~$600 Tokyo: ~$500 Singapore: ~$700 The most expensive weekend trip in the world may be Oxford.
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The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.
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Women in Afghanistan, Africa, Iraq - war-torn countries with lack of electricity, no food, no clean water, barely any clothes - they are NOT crying about postpartum and killing their babies. They give birth in dirt huts. 5, 6, 7 kids. No epidural. No therapist. No nanny. No break. And they understand it's part of motherhood and life. They prepared themselves mentally. They embrace it. That is their purpose. This is why even in the West, you hardly hear about an immigrant mother killing her kids. Never. But who IS killing their kids? White women. With the BEST healthcare on earth. Successful and rich husbands. Supportive husbands who provided them a lovely home, best doctors, best hospitals, unlimited money, baby showers, maternity leave, Postmates, therapists. Those are the ones crying on TikTok about postpartum and then drowning their own children in the bathtub. Like, make it make sense. The most privileged women in the entire history of America women who have more comfort than queens had 100 years ago - are the ones crying the loudest about postpartum?
The hardest part of motherhood is postpartum
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Based men come in all colors
NEW: Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin reveals on 'CBS Mornings' that the lone, male holdout juror who voted to find Clancy guilty of murdering her children was the *only* person of color -- a black man. The 11 not-guilty jurors -- who hectored him for a week to cave -- were all white.
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