The Beautiful Game

This is what it’s all about.

Liverpool get Bournemouth. Not a bad draw to get them at home.

Manchester City vs Bradford then. Not practicing, actually the draw. Official attendance is a sold out crowd.

Is there a chance that the coverted penalty is like opening Schrodinger’s Gomez & finding out what’s inside? Floodgates opening? It’d be the funniest possible outcome.

JOE GOMEZ. GAME WINNING GOAL.

I don’t care if it doesn’t count, Gomez saw one go through the hoop. Got what I came for.

Love how Gakpo’s played this season but I really don’t think striker is his position.

Was Robertson *really* so declined that we had to move him on so quick so we could rotate through the chuckle brothers every game?

Rough, rough game for Grav.

Drink.

There’s no doubt Mamardashvili’s a decent shot-stopping keeper but his footwork & distribution isn’t good enough at the moment. Maybe a byproduct of watching Alisson for a decade.

Gusto is so funny man, in no world is that a foul. Put your team in an awful position.

Fofana does something way dumber my god.

That’ll teach Kylian Mbappé to never repost a Mao Zedong meme.

Fleetwood Town, separated by 83 teams in the English pyramid from their opponents, have beaten Arsenal at Highbury.

Fleetwood knew if anyone was gonna lose their head it’d probably be the teenager & they’ve targeted him.