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Bernie

@BeeParisi

Training Jiu Jistu. Playing eternal Magic the Gathering since '05 JustABee5 on MTGO. Doing data things for work.

 NJ
Joined August 2009
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Did I register an 80 card main deck again? 😜🐦🐍@IronChefNick @IamActuallyLvL1
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“The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.” ​— George Bernard Shaw
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After years of scaling models, we found a bug in our feature engineering pipeline. On serving, we'd calculate an important feature incorrectly. ML bugs never cease to astonish me. Unlike traditional software feature bugs, they're invisible. It's both a blessing and a curse.
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If there's one thing I've learned in the business world, it's that spending your energy as a non-exec employee -- trying to "influence without authority" and change things from the inside -- is a fools errand that will grind you into dust. Get out!!
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“The math you need to get into college, the math you need to get through college, and the math you need in life aren’t well aligned.” —Eric Hsu, San Francisco State University
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The Gamestop stuff is just the natural evolution of Twitch plays Pokemon..
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Senators, please prevent the next insurrection. Convict.
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If you know you know
Rosanne Liu (@savvyRL) profile pictureRosanne Liu@savvyRL12 Nov 2020
Computer crashed due to too many Chrome tabs with unread PDFs 🥺
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We all screw up, so be the screw-up you want to see in the world.
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It's a bad idea to choose your methodology before you understand your problem, and yet here we are in a world full of roles just for people to do machine learning. ML is an option, not a discipline.
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Replying to @Sling
@Sling the redzone channel sound is broken every other channel works but this one just gives loud annoying static
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How strongly you feel about an issue is not itself a measure of the strength of your argument.
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People think there are way too many cloud native projects. I agree but have you ever seen how many products there are under your favorite cloud provider? Cloud is inherently a huge mess.
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It happens.
Senior PowerPoint Engineer (@ryxcommar) profile pictureSenior PowerPoint Engineer@ryxcommar8 Sep 2020
Me: My model says we should produce 1,000 widgets. Manager: That seems a bit low, can you get that number up to 2,000? Me: Why are you paying me to model how many widgets to produce if you already know how many widgets you want to produce
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Today is my last day at Stitch Fix. Next week I am joining the Biden campaign full-time. 81 days. Let's do this.
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On this day two years ago I received my Ph.D and I'm here to tell you, you don't need one
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You must be willing to walk away from anything if it’s no longer serving a purpose in your life.
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It's going to be a new @BlessedMMA era!!
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Eric Milou@drMi5 Jul 2020
Most teachers would jump in front of bullets for their students. Maybe we can take it easy on them for wanting to protect themselves and their loved ones during a deadly pandemic.
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