BeeRobot?

Man invented fire because his annoying girlfriend said “I’m cold” like 200 times 10,000 years ago.

Israel hasn’t actually genocided the Palestinians. But at some point when enough people believe a lie, what’s to stop them (besides human morals) from actually doing it?

Just watching The Mean Season with Kurt Russell and it seems obvious that Heath Ledger’s version of the Joker was at least partially based on the killer in this movie.

The Elvis impersonator is a dying art

Movie Idea I had a nightmare about Near future: every human has an AI assistant. Working with his AI an archaeologist deciphers an ancient Aramaic scroll… and accidentally tears open something buried for millennia. A veil between worlds breaks. The twist? The only way to stop what’s coming isn’t humans or AI alone. They have to work together. Ancient faith vs. artificial intelligence. History vs. code. Creation vs. creator. Would you trust your AI… to help save your soul?

I sleep easy at night knowing that Tucker Carlson will never be POTUS based on the simple fact he has a worse laugh than Kamala Harris.

Trump owns like the top 1000 funniest things ever said by a politician. Dudes unreal

If one more announcer or x account screams “from the logo!” When the logo now extends to within 1ft of the 3 point line I will smash this McDonald’s promotional Pocahontas glass my grandmother left me when she died.

Breaking! Country that has no ability to militarily uphold western civilization values complains about country that does.

So is the @khamenei_ir handle available now or do I have to wait a week to try to get it?

I’ve always found that a great way to get a Nobel peace prize is to threaten war.

The big western accounts stanning for Iran have to be getting paid right or be undercover fascists? I mean there is no moral framework that the western brain could comprehend outside of fascism that would make any sane person sympathetic to the Iranian regime, right?

Every year the top 12 jeopardy players should compete at wheel of fortune and vice versa. Then those two champions that are best at both should have to fight at a ufc event at the White House

You can always rely on the foreign actors that assume you’re stupid to continue to assume stupid when they’ve been exposed as foreign actors.

I actually think @MattWalshBlog is making another great doco about the groypers and just doesn’t want to ruin it.

Whole lotta china is great content flooding my timeline recently. Almost like people like Jackson Hinkle are grifters

Everybody fighting over Matt Walsh like he’s the new chick at school