Kid, what's a potato? In my best Arnold voice, "It's a tubor!"
#isolation
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Spent a few hours at the range yesterday. Need more practice. Only hit the target with the black powder rifle
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Having kids is the ONLY time you respond to a head-butt with, “It’s fine. I’m fine.”
Well the #salesforceoutage yesterday was real. Wonder how many companies were actually affected.
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Optimist: the glass is half full.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty.
Mom: who put the glass here without a coaster?
What are you going to do for your birthday? Nothing, I'm married with children... One of them is sick too :(
Anyone use extra Halloween candy to mash with in a beer? #homebrew
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BeerMoSexual retweeted
Making up an incident of misconduct to justify a desired outcome is standard procedure for authoritarian regimes. This is fascism.
Replying to @PressSec45
As a result of today’s incident, the White House is suspending the hard pass of the reporter involved until further notice.












