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Beer

@BeerToldMe

Hi. I'm beer. I tell you to do things. And you do them! | Use my @ name like a hastag to tweet what beer told you. I'll RT! | I'm currently dating @alispagnola

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Joined May 2012
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Should I keep it #gangsta and have a #OE @BeerToldMe – at Fort Worth, TX
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Attention: I will be served in excess at SXSW. Come visit me at this party: sxsowasted.splashthat.com
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@BeerToldMe to study Japanese.
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@BeerToldMe to fall asleep in my room and wake up naked on my parents' floor (when I was 20).
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@BeerToldMe to keep drinking. so I listened.
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Open me.
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You hate Mondays? OMG ME TOO! Wanna drink about it?
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It's never too late for Sunday Funday
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@BeerToldMe to get drunk. So #GetDrunkOrDie
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@BeerToldMe I didn't need to buy cream, that I could recover without coffee in the morning. #liesbeerlies
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Haven't you seen commercials? Things are totally better with me.
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Just in case you forgot... IT'S FRIDAY! Time to play together.
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@BeerToldMe it wouldn't be jealous if it saw me drinking a different beer!
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@BeerToldMe it was a good idea to stuff dollar bills down a chicks shirt with the risk that she'd possibly break my nose
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What's better than me? Two me's!! #DoubleFisting
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@BeerToldMe to drink the rest of my wife's beer when she wasn't looking.
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Erik@ejbjpb1 Mar 2013
#bacon #inspired @BeerToldMe to make bacon-wrapped hotdogs tonight! – at Los Angeles, CA
Image from Erik (@ejbjpb)
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I make a great addition to the breakfast table. Screw that guy, toast.
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It's now thirsty Thursday. Why aren't we hanging out?
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