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Chris Beaumont

@Belmit

Forgot to bring extra plutonium and now I'm stuck here. One pellet, one trip...

 Winchester, UK
Joined July 2009
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Me on any video game that requires stealth #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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As we all look back at #LiveAid40, I would like to tell the story of my experience as a 20yo attending the Wembley show on 13 July 1985. These are never-before seen photos, taken on my Canon A1 with a 50mm lens from my position centre front in the crowd 🧵
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"Dad, I'm thirsty" "Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen" Guess who owns the vending machine Passive income is too easy
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hikerdelic@hikerdelic9 May 2025
Retweet for a chance to win this @hikerdelic @shedseven collab tee. This t-shirt could be yours. Or maybe you'll end up chasing rainbows. 😄 On pre-sale now at hikerdelic.com, but only until Sunday night. We'll choose a winner 48 hours from now.
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hikerdelic@hikerdelic6 May 2025
Retweet for a chance to win this @hikerdelic @shedseven collaborative jacket. On pre-sale now at hikerdelic.com, but only until Sunday night. We'll choose a winner 48 hours from now.
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frankie@frankieats6 Mar 2025
finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this
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🦅@ilovewikipedia28 Feb 2025
ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer
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There are multiple reasons this is a bad idea I'll go through each one by one for anyone who can be arsed to find out The only people who won't be arsed are people who think this only for ideological, NOT rational reasons 1/🧵
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@zatzi12 Jan 2025
Privatise the BBC. If I want to watch it I’ll subscribe, as I do to channels that make programmes that I want to watch/ listen to. No one should be forced to pay £169.50 for a service they may never use, merely because they watch other things on a television.
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Pastor Kyle.@itsqail7 Jan 2025
“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then
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Chris Beaumont@Belmit31 Dec 2023
*8pm on December 31st, sitting bolt upright like Kevin's mum on the plane in Home Alone* 'MY RESOLUTIONS'
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I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Everyone except He-Man, of course, as he is a complete fucking anus.
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Ross Sayers@Sayers3312 Dec 2024
Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.
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All-time Shooter story
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Jeremy Lion@jeremylion22 Nov 2024
A lovely new video of nursery rhymes for you to enjoy! youtu.be/dm0AJGkDhzQ?si=0W3T…
Lion Nursery Rhymes

Lion Nursery Rhymes

Singalong with me as we enjoy some traditional nursery rhymes!

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Congratulations to shed 7 for there remarkable achievement respect LG x
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Eck@vitrioleck20 Apr 2022
When you've had ten pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay
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@MiguelDelaney20 Apr 2022
Lukaku starts.
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Forbes Masson@forbesmasson22 Sep 2024
Attention all passengers! Air Scotia are pleased to announce the re-arrival of The High Life on @BBC 4 and ⁦@BBCiPlayer⁩ on Tuesday 24th September at 21:00 We are yours aye in the sky! ✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00gsj9…
BBC Scotland - The High Life, Feart

BBC Scotland - The High Life, Feart

It's Steve's thirtieth birthday, and he feels stuck in a rut.

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Ciaran@CiaranBloo31 Aug 2024
Ah well, only Oasis innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death
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🎶 I said mayyyybeee You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶
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Alex Miller@AlexMiller9131 Aug 2024
Starting to believe Gigs And Tours is just a picture on the internet to be honest.
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