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I'm not just pooping, I'm recharging the batteries baby

Best tasting water is at the Chinese buffet

I'm over here wondering how the hell we were able to survive without knowing exactly how many steps we took throughout the day

Shania Twain doesn't get enough love

Fish and tartar buildup

Swiss chalet always so good....

Fuck @SkipTheDishes. Eat a bag of dicks n cox

I feel like I need to delete tiktok but the algorithm has a stronghold on me

I'm really just here for the free food

Ikeas policy is no shirt no shoes but I'm the bad guy for no pants?

Medium coffee and a poop please

If the meal doesn't include 38 cloves of garlic, I don't want it.

Damn @ShawInfo your internet is garbage

Give me the number to the pancake pie!

Make the change you've always needed to. Get a bidet. (like even like a cheap one is good)

TIME OUT! Why has it taken me this long to own a pair of crocs?

I will never be too old to roller coaster my arm out the window on the highway

Fanzone wings permanently closed??? Thanks cern

Pusoy, back on, jump in and get rocked

My biggest heartbreak is when my father told me wrestling was fake... It still stings