Sports Enthusiast and wanna be comedian. King of the coldest takes and hottest burns.
Bentonville, AR
Joined September 2017
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Sub par performance from Georgia minus our 2 best running backs and still beat Bama and the refs. At their place too. Gunner is himmmmm. See yall in the SEC championship game lmao
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I bought John Matter stock at its absolute lowest (post UGA game). Let’s just say he’ll be back for a great second half of the season. That Texas defense is for real.
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I didn’t know Chad Morris was Clemson’s OC. This doesn’t even go down as a “good” win for LSU now.
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Not wearing any green today. Totally blanked that it was St. Patrick’s day. Any grown ahh man that pinches me will be catching hands. #respectmydecision
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There’s no way Steven Bradley Perry (Gabe Duncan) was matching Sabrina Carpenters freak back in the day
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If you haven’t watched Hamnet yet, what are you doing?? Literal masterpiece…
#soflippingood
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Just bawled my eyes out while watching a movie. Thank goodness nobody was here to see me lose aura like that.
#chalant #softie #greatfilm
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This Valentine’s Day marks my 6th V-Day in a row that ya boy is single.. it’s okay I’m okay as Tate would say. So in honor of such a feat, I will be buying myself 24 pack of miller lite to celebrate.
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That Paddy vs Gaethje fight was unbelievable.. script came straight from a creed movie. Fight of the year and it’s only January. #UFC324
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Just saw a tik tok edit and it has come to my attention that Fernando Mendoza might be the most likable CFB player of all time.
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The fact that K-pop Demon Hunters is still in the Top 5 movies on Netflix really speaks volumes to how good it was.
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