you should stop taking directions from people who have never been to the places you want to go.🇺🇸 @redstate

Washington, D.C.
Joined November 2011
My Chemistry teacher: “Did you know protons and neutrons have mass?” Me: “I didn’t know they were even Catholic, sir.”
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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Absolutely not. My good friend, an American, is married to an Italian citizen. She lives in Italy and visits him here once a year while she works through the process of getting a green card. It's not easy on them at all, but they're doing it the right and legal way. And, no, they haven't started a GFM to defray the legal costs of having to hire an immigration attorney. They're footing the bill because they do not see themselves as victims. Please do not call yourself a conservative if you think your friends deserve to be an exception to American law. Just ridiculous.
Please pray for Samuel Sey (@SlowToWrite) and his wife, Annie, and their kids. I feel especially for Annie and the kids. They deserve so much better. They shouldn’t have to wonder when their daddy and husband will be able to come home. I know I differ with many conservatives on immigration. I am all for cracking down on criminals; particularly violent and sexual predators. Absolutely, kick them out. But there are a lot of genuinely sweet people who just want a better life for themselves and their kids. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Yes, they should immigrate legally. But even legal immigration in our country is a convoluted, expensive, and lengthy process. Mistakes happen. Corners get cut in desperation. We need to simplify it. We need to open the door for hard working, honest, family-folks like Samuel, while keeping out malevolent threats. This shouldn’t be complicated. People are making it complicated. givesendgo.com/support-for-s…
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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NEW: The Muppets and Walmart have launched a new Christmas commercial inspired by The Muppet Christmas Carol. “A Who Knew Carol” brings together The Muppets alongside Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge and Stephanie Beatriz as Scrooge’s niece.
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Eric Bauza has passed away.
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For a song called “Piano Man,” the harmonica can’t seem to shut up
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🦍 Gorilla Sofa Brand New (FREE DELIVERY 🚚) ($4,499)
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Baby beaver Buttercup visits the vet, and his innate “builder” instinct immediately kicks in The little one starts chewing on the veterinarian’s stethoscope, imagining it’s the perfect branch for his future dam. Video: hmuraco/Instagram
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Good morning☕
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BBC did the meme
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punkin dunkin
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Unfortunately, the chemistry experiment went wrong. As they say, oxidants happen
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An AI for an AI
My Claude found a critical zero day vulnerability in the Code of Hammurabi, unnoticed by developers for 3,779 years.
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This is a great tweet
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