Physicist (BSMA, PhD(c)), improv comedian. I study DNA nanotech + biocondensates, and love BB, BCS, Daredevil, skydiving, and shit talking MAGAt trash
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Tony Spaghetti retweeted
NEW WOKE SCHOOL SCHEDULE
8:00-8:30— Porn Education
9:00-9:30— Arabic
10:00-10:30— Sex change practice
10:30-11:00— vegan lunch break
12:00-12:30— P.E. Pronouns Education
1:00-1:30— Pole dance
1:30-2:30— Gender ideology
2:30-3:00— Masturbation break
3:00-4:00— Abortion practice
I just trans’d @cowincrisis on the orders of King Acton! This was after we put septum rings on all the portraits of @TrueJohnAdams according to Sharia law.
Tony Spaghetti retweeted
Chuck Schumer is the reason Angie Nixon lost.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani until he had no other choice.These people cannot lead our party for the next two years. Far too much is at stake.WE DEMAND NEW LEADERSHIP. IT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
Tony Spaghetti retweeted
CRY MORE
(a remix feat. @mehdirhasan)
Tony Spaghetti retweeted
Krystal Ball: I will try to establish myself as a respectable political pundit who analyzes the news and interviews a range of journalists, politicians, and academics to bring you a unique perspective
Kyle Kulinski:
Tony Spaghetti retweeted
elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
