Ben 🦏

First person to listen to In My Head by Maisie Peters while at the top of Dow Crag in the Lakes with my feet up while eating maltesers and easing cramp in my left quad 🎶🦵🚶‍♂️‍➡️🏞️

🎶 IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO AUSTRALIA WHEN YOU'RE SHIT 🎶

Shame to see Seb coming off Opens the door for Ojomoh next week tho 🤷‍♂️

What a win 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹 World Cup we're coming for you, I've been moved More to come when I get home

Longest queue for a burger in the world fml 🍔

Good. Kickers move to SF and immediately lose the ability to kick We need Jonny Wilkinson ❤️💛

One year ago at Twickenham Today we run it back 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹

Something that makes absolutely no sense to me is why on escalators you stand on the right, and you pass on the left Why is it the opposite of how our roads work, I don't like it As a society I think we need to flip it and fully commit to passing on the right #StandOnTheLeft

#SNLUK time ‼️‼️ Oh Oh wait 😔

Jalibert and now Ntamack being injured certainly makes the game against the Springboks a bit less exciting next week 😒 trust France to give it a go tho

Ah well, because I'm a fucking weirdo I made a deal in my head that I'd easily take Southampton (and the Niners) losing if England won tomorrow So hey maybe we win tomorrow 🫩🫩 Steve Borthwick my mental health is in your hands

Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death #SaintsFC

What a huge missed opportunity this is. We'd be 2 points off the top if we had won today. Instead 5 off and with a lot of soul searching to do over the break Away form is disgraceful. The bollocks about the grass isn't a reason to explain why we've been so bad #SaintsFC

Unserious football club. It's not good enough. There is so much film and evidence on what to do against Preston, they get battered every game and we're spineless, slow and generally shite #SaintsFC

Ignoring how shit that was from Leo That is blatant time wasting from that Preston player going down, ref needs to get a grip Not that it matters because we're fucking awful and deserve nothing from this #SaintsFC

This is so bad #SaintsFC

The most used word around the Portsmouth dressing room is "remontada" 90 minutes at Fratton Park is a very long time Unlucky lads, steal some more money off charity and you might be in the playoffs rn #SaintsFC