UK and Alabama Law alum probably in Charlotte

Charlotte, NC
Joined April 2009
The most important question asked in our AMA with Greg Kampe: What is the optimal ambient temperature inside your place of residence?
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me liking every tweet about Steve the pommel horse hero and his glasses
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Bill Walton forever
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Let’s do this Charlotte – at Charlotte, NC
“Houston Council just voted to reshape the city's downtown. In a unanimous vote, Council approved a plan to keep 7 blocks of Main Street downtown closed off to traffic permanently.” Great move, Houston. Awful headline, @Houstonchron. The street is OPEN! chron.com/news/houston-texas…
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white blood cells when they see an infection
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It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
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where was gondor when twitter fell?
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Promise me you’ll still buy MoonPies even if this app shuts down promise me
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A myth had endured from the start, But lately has fallen apart. For Twitter’s new Chief Debunked the belief That “billionaire” must equal “smart.”
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🔥💙⁦@taylorswift13⁩
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Fed hikes
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A horror film called The Covenant but it's just about homeowners who find out they can't build a shed
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Remember that fantasy football and tsunami evacuation both start with a strong run game.
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Graphic design is my passion.
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Me and the fellas showing up for some Week 0 football
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News from 110 years ago
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Whenever I'm tempted to think that a new thing seems too complicated, I read newspaper articles about pizza from the early 1950s.
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Patiently waiting for the spooky season like:
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that’s my emotional support cardboard box that im too lazy to break down and bring to the recycling bin
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