big guy with a small hole. Asber!

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2014
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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es la canción más santana de la historia me quiero inmolar
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high as fuck forgot this was the best song ever made
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A population kept in survival mode is less likely to organize, protest, or revolt. That’s why I believe this economic hardship isn’t accidental.
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Full grown adults that can’t swim, cycle, skate, backpack, take a gap year, vacation, play an instrument or speak multiple foreign languages. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to leave survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics that no one really talks about
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quinn and finn in this scene are such a mood
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hayden panettiere’s passing got me thinking about the time that she punk’d dianna agron. high school me thought this was the link up of the century
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Me in 5 months going home to play gta 6 after watching doomsday and Dune 3
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i am going to become the joker
Shane Gillis: “Free healthcare is cool. We should have that. That’s not Communism” Joe Rogan: “You should treat the entire country like it’s a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them and if you have the resources to take care of them? Take care of them. This is the problem with capitalism. This is the reason people turn on all these billionaires”
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i hate how everybody act like we not supposed to feel no type of way about anything
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i did it. i reached my health insurance deductible and out-of-pocket maximum. what elective appointments and procedures should i get
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lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
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It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal
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no sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing. only pure talent. gen z wouldn’t understand.
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reminding you that, during the covid-19 pandemic, i was hopeless in life and, suddenly, meryl streep, christine baranski, and audra mcdonald got together and performed the song 'the ladies who lunch'. who can survive without art, my god! incredible women!
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Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is
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The 9-to-5 system should be completely abolished. Workdays should be 10-3 or 9-2. There’s no reason people should spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. This is why so many people hate their jobs.
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elas barbarizaram TANTO aqui meu deus músicas que curam a alma
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