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I shout nonsense and pontificate about Sports. I sell the best legal drugs money can buy. #cannabis #danlebatardshow #stlouiscardinals #sanjosesharks #steelers

Longmont, CO
Joined April 2016
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Congresswoman Lauren Boebert throws a pin representing a Uvalde victim in the trash!
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Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.
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Sean Gunn says “in 1980, CEOs made 30x what the lowest worker was making, now Bob Iger makes 400x what his lowest worker is making.” “I think that’s a fucking shame Bob, and maybe you should look in the mirror & ask why is that? Is it morally okay?” xitter.gq/juno_stump/status/1679…
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“Many of us loved watching college athletes who weren’t paid” is the funniest claim. How weird do you have to be to watch a sporting event and be like “you know what the best part of this is? The lack of compensation”
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) complains about how antitrust laws impact college sports at a hearing on the PGA Tour-LIV merger: “Now everybody that plays basketball in college is gonna be driving a Bentley or a Rolls. I mean, we’re gonna be seeing rap stars instead of basketball stars.”
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I swear to god @CornPuzzle is a terrorist for Master of Disguise. @talkhoops nailed it here. Taxi is also the absolute worst movie ever. I fucking hate it. @CinephobePod Best list to date. All of you are frauds. Much love open.spotify.com/episode/7w1…
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star wars was actually unhinged for doing this to vader's helmet with both ahsoka and obi-wan
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So y’all got money for this but not to pay writers or assistants? Oh. Okay.
Netflix is opening up a restaurant in Los Angeles
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
While Netflix indeed announced to open an ephemeral restaurant in Los Angeles, it is a temporary project according to Netflix’ website and the origin of the photos is not confirmed. about.netflix.com/en/news/netfli…
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american infrastructure is just hanging by a thread and hasn't been touched since the new deal. your representatives are fighting drag brunch.
JUST IN: Section of I-95 in Philadelphia collapses after tanker truck underneath it catches fire
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The overpass was built in 2016. The tanker that exploded underneath it was carrying up to 8,500 gallons of gasoline. That much gasoline is equivalent to 246 tons of TNT. Furthermore, I-95 began construction in 1959. The New Deal projects ranged from 1933 and 1939. inquirer.com/news/live/i-95… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Deal#…. justintools.com/unit-conversio…
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DerpDeDerp 🥕 retweeted
Anti-vaxers are listening to toilet stall drawings instead of actual medical professionals
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Joe Biden did not indict Donald Trump. The Democratic Party did not indict Donald Trump. No politician indicted Donald Trump. A grand jury of regular everyday citizens who reviewed the evidence indicted Donald Trump.
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The #STLCards’ season summed up in one play. xitter.gq/CardinalsReek/status/1…
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The Cardinals need to do this with Marmol. He sucks #stlcards
One year ago today The Philadelphia Phillies relieved Manager Joe Girardi of his duties after a 22-29 start
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A daughter explains why her Mom can’t seem to find and keep good workers at her small business.
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DerpDeDerp 🥕 retweeted
“I wanted to address my senators, Cruz and Cornyn.. I would like for them to know that what happened to me is a direct result of the policies they support. I nearly died on their watch and I may have been robbed of the opportunity to have children in the future”
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DerpDeDerp 🥕 retweeted
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ever since @DarthAmin mentioned it on @LeBatardShow I’ve been looking at dumb travelers so differently. I’m basically Dennis or Charlie from Always Sunny. “You Dumb Bitch” on repeat
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Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.
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