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@BerfBased

$BERF - Sloth. 36. Single. Trolling & making frens in Mom's Basement - https://xitter.gq/t.co/YaGwknU8cS | Not Based? #GetBerfed CA: 0xFC5462143A3178CF044E97C491F6bCb5e38f173E

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Joined October 2021
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We all know $BERF is a big baller, but outbidding @ponkesol and @BasedBrett was the curveball they never saw coming.
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$TOSHI: Bro, I went all in! Tell me it’s not a rug $WEIRDO: Should’ve staked… $BRETT: One more dip and I’m out Jesse: This is how BASE legends are made $CHOMP: I thought we were mooning, not crashing Me: Doesn’t matter, bros! We’re either landing in Lambos or hitchhiking home
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Shoutout to Elon and Doge for my new Tesla Bot government worker. Y'all can keep your deep seek I'm tryna deep seek my great new social worker.
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Of course, every time I try to increase my bags, the universe decides to screw me. Literally, as I’m about to swap for some Trump, I spill my $4 coffee all over my keyboard. That’s $4 I’ll never get back, and I’m still bagless.
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Mama Berfa finally hooked me up with a fridge for the basement, so I did the only logical thing—filled it wall-to-wall with brewskis. Now that it’s packed, my mission is clear: drink it dry, restock, and repeat.
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New year, same me—still unemployed, still living in my mom’s basement, and still convinced this is my year.
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$BERF may or may not have caused a full-blown crash site on the Basebahn yesterday while making his way back from the slopes. Witnesses say he was “in control,” but the wreckage, scattered beer cans, and Berf screaming “BASE never brakes!” tell a different story.
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The boys thought shooting fireworks at each other was genius—until $BERF started taking rockets to the face from @Chompcoin and @BasedBrett. Meanwhile, @Toshi_base was effortlessly dodging every shot, looking like he trained for this moment his whole life.
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Our boy $BERF is doing a test run to make sure it’s safe among the stars. But he wanted to treat you all by making his rocket explode into pretty colors! Make sure you keep an eye in the sky tonight. You might see some green candles!
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$BERF went hunting this weekend and missed a deer from just 5 feet away. He claimed it was a “warning shot" and said, “BASE hunters play the long game.
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$BERF's resume is longer than a crypto winter, but Santa Berf? Yeah, we didn’t see that one coming. Instead of handing out gifts to @Toshi_base Berf went full degenerate mode—looting stockings, snatching cookies, and flipping them on the Base marketplace.
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$BERF and @Chompcoin stumbled across an ice cave in Antarctica and decided to explore it like true BASE adventurers. No gear, no backup plan, just pure recklessness as they ventured into the icy depths—because what’s the worst that could happen in a frozen labyrinth?
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$BERF hijacked a helicopter at a ski resort today because he refused to pay the “lift fee.” Now he’s stuck at the top of the mountain, out of fuel, freezing, and yelling, “This is BASE innovation!” while the authorities close in.
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$BERF has been embracing his love for the outdoors ever since the first snowfall of the year. This week, he took it to the next level, deciding it was time for some one-on-one bonding with mother nature—just him, the snow, and his questionable survival instincts.
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