Emily Johnson (@BertaSimmsbfh) profile picture
Joined March 2011
My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.
Cuffing is a no no. My ring finger? Stay solo. Why be in a relationship, if you not letting your hoes go?
You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.
?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank!
How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???
If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?
BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina &remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.
A subtweet will f*ck a guilty persons mind up!
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.
Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit
Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.
Teacher: We are watching a movie today. Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say
*Waiting on them to text back* 1min- 2mins- 3mins- 4mins- 5mins- 6mins- 7mins- 8mins- 9mins(-___-) -- 10mins "THIS BITCH MUST BE CHEATIN!"
The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...
I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?
That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.