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anyway follow me and I'll follow back as long as you are a real person of any political persuasion and not a cunt lol xxxx
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...so I know I'd probably lose an arm testing this theory but that lioness is doing a classic feline HEADBUTT and PURR just on a big scary lioness scale lol
What do you reckon? xxx
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
ALT A broken light-beige fortune cookie rests on a wooden surface, still partially in its crumpled red foil wrapper. One half of the cookie is split open, revealing a white paper fortune slip that reads: “I was very hard but you still managed to bust me open. Good Girl.” The cookie pieces show a porous, slightly cracked texture, and the red wrapper has visible creases and printed text.
I'm just trying to explain to the girls how back in the day there were Americans who were just like, the world's cool uncle / big brother? Dick Van Dyke, Mr T, Henry Winkler, Bob Ross, John Candy, Robin Williams - Cosby of course before we knew better - but there doesn't seem to be a modern equivalent?
Don't settle for less. My Ex was an arsehole in many ways but he was an absolute legend in what he called "HUSBAND TASKS", from putting the bins out to support during childbirth (and changing dressings in awkward places as a result of that childbirth) lol xxxxx
I used to do a mock swoon and be like "THANK YOU, HUSBAND MAN!!" and he'd pretend to fly off but these were the days of My Hero on the telly so it was a different time xxx
I'll take it as a sign I've got a well curated Twitter experience that I'm just seeing the usual gorgeous people and destroying those bots has had no effect whatsover :-) HELLO YOU GORGEOUS REAL PERSON xxx
ARE WE COMPLAINING ABOUT WOMEN GETTING PENSIONS NOW?
The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) rules for polygamous marriages depend entirely on whether the household claims Universal Credit or older legacy benefits. While polygamous marriages cannot be legally formed within the UK, the DWP historical regulations handle them under two very different systems:
1. Universal Credit (Modern System)
No recognition: Universal Credit does not recognize polygamous households.
The rule: The longest-married spousal couple is permitted to submit a claim together as a standard couple. All other additional spouses or partners in the household are treated as single individuals and must submit their own separate, independent claims based on their personal circumstances.
2. Legacy Benefits & Pension Credit (Older System)
A small, declining number of legacy cases involving valid overseas marriages (legally contracted in a jurisdiction where polygamy is lawful before moving to the UK) are still recognized under older rules:
Benefit Rates: For eligible legacy benefits (such as Income Support, Jobseeker’s Allowance, Employment and Support Allowance, and Housing Benefit), the claimant and the first spouse receive the standard couple rate.
Additional Spouses: Each subsequent spouse living in the same household is allocated an additional, smaller allowance. Following the April 2026 DWP benefit upratings, this additional spouse allowance is £125.25 per week (up from £119.50 in 2025) for those who have reached State Pension age.
Caps: There is no explicit limit on the number of additional spouses who can be added to a legacy claim, though the entire household remains strictly bound by the overall UK benefit cap.
Strict Limits: The rules ensure there is no financial advantage to claiming this way; in fact, households generally receive less money as a polygamous unit than if the additional partners were able to claim separately as single individuals.
Lucky for Rees-Mogg he's got a pedigree eh, I can't prove anything beyond my great grandparents lol although I guess that means my kids are marked safe from future purge????
I'm not saying Uncle Terry is enjoying this episode of Bake Off but he nudged me and said "that /hot chocolate/ man needs to be careful in a kitchen" and cackled for five minutes, and he's totally enjoying the whole gay throuple. "Tell your weird one they had better bring me one of those before I die", more cackling. Glad we're in his room not the lounge lol xxxx