Fat pansexual relationship anarchist & enthusiastic tea drinker. I used to be funny. All my scarves are sexy.
Wapping, London
Joined July 2010
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In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult.
That's my morning routine now. – at Greenwich, London
So she's not even trying to be subtle about the whole evil thing now then?
(Unless she's suggesting giving them houses so they don't have to sleep in tents, but according to this article that is very much not the plan)
Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to restrict use of tents by homeless bbc.in/40rJ1e0
Many moons ago when I used to regularly post things on here Steve was my go-to name for my boss / that jerk at work. Mainly because I'd no colleagues called Steve, & had never had a boss called Steve.
Well, I have a boss called Steve now. He is in fact not a jerk. So that's nice.
Me: OK, this is important, just concentrate for a few more minutes...
My brain: 🎵GUMMI BEEEEEEEEARS🎵 – at Thame, England
Yes, I have been awake since 5am. Just not a "productive member of society" level of awake. For that you need to wait until about 11:30am when I will wash up 5 mugs & send an email. Then I'll get hungry & we're back to square one. – at Thame, England
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*Burning my mouth on a pizza*
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE HURT ME?! – at Lewisham, London
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When I was making dinner last night I suddenly spotted this guy, asked my kid what it was, and was told matter-of-factly: "Business Lemon"
I'm at the "I can't start packing, I haven't created the perfect packing playlist yet" stage of moving house. – at Poplar, London
Sometimes when I'm hanging out at home on my own I randomly say my name outloud like I'm an undercover pokèmon. – at Poplar, London
I have been classed as an adult for 20 years now which just feels very, very wrong. – at Poplar, London
Googling "types of headache" as if knowing the name of the searing pain behind my right eye socket will somehow make it better. – at Poplar, London
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Every day at the nursery my 3yo nephew goes to they all say together "I love everyone!"
My nephew says this at home too, except he always follows it with "shake your whistles!"
No one - neither his parents nor the nursery staff - knows why.
I love it.
SHAKE YOUR WHISTLES FRIENDS! – at Poplar, London
Let it be known that if I eat pizza at home past about 10pm I sing "Midnight pizza" to the tune of "Crazy Horses". Without fail.
Thank you & goodnight. – at Poplar, London
This thread...
We're actual people & we're just trying to live. Have #LooseWomen any idea of the damage to mental health stuff like this can cause? Sure, it's just opinions but they didn't even invite @kirstyleanneuk on to provide the counterpoint. – at Poplar, London
So #LooseWomen decided to discuss me and one of my videos today (without naming me or showing my content, I’ll give them that) and I’d love to have the opportunity to say my piece, since I wasn’t given a chance to share my thoughts @loosewomen 👀
Telling anyone the way they look isn't acceptable in society, & that they deserve these "embarrassing moments" to "kick start" change - so they can fit into your idea of what everyone should look like - is just going to add to anxiety & most likely make them become withdrawn. – at Poplar, London
@kirstyleanneuk is a wonderful travel blogger, & a kind, encouraging person who's had to put up with a lot of rubbish simply for existing online. Her work has a positive impact on people & I'm incredibly pissed off to see it twisted into negativity without even including her. – at Poplar, London
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This is Truffles; she works at a children’s optometrist to help them feel better about wearing glasses.
Me: I'm really just preparing for my midlife crisis now.
My Mother: Oh I think all that "midlife crisis" stuff is rubbish. Every age is a crisis. – at Poplar, London
