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🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus when asked if he missed Cristiano Ronaldo tonight: “Missing what?
He’s no longer on the national team, so what’s missing?”.
“The only thing missing is his presence here to keep me company”. ❗️
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My honest reaction.
我昨天晚上吃了一片伟哥做实验，来说说我的感觉吧
1. 吃完半小时，躺在床上能感觉到自己的心跳，有点喝了小酒的感觉。
2. 打开电视看了会新闻联播，没有勃起
3. 半小时过去了，自己一个人躺床上，没有勃起
4. 女朋友进屋，穿着平时穿的睡衣，躺我边上看电视，看着女朋友的大腿，瞬间就硬了
5. 戴套开干，换了四个姿势，就是不射
6. 女朋友说我今天比以前的时候硬，做这么长时间都不射，是不是吃药了。我说我喝了杯红牛
7. 做的很爽，就是不射。女朋友被搞得死去活来。最后放弃
8. 最后看着动作片，自己用手才射。射完之后竟然还是硬的
9. 夜里睡得不好，感觉自己心跳的扑通扑通的。早晨醒来，坚挺无比
10. 看着片子又撸了一发，整个人到现在都没有精神，感觉跟虚脱的希望。
11. 自己到了单位，看见了打菜的张阿姨，下面又硬了
12. 不停的喝水，希望药效赶快消失
13. 到了办公室，终于不硬了
14. 上厕所的时候看见了打扫卫生的李阿姨，又硬了。
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Filipe Luís’ Monaco are now three Ligue 1 games without a win, and suddenly all that noise from Chelsea fans wanting him has disappeared. 😂
This is exactly why I keep saying you cannot escape the PROCESS.
If Filipe eventually builds a brilliant Monaco team, people will remember the finished product and forget periods like this. Then some fan at a bigger club will demand his appointment because they want the success he eventually produced, without accepting the difficult stages that created it.
That’s football now. Everyone wants the manager AFTER the process, but nobody wants to live through the process with their own manager.
You cannot skip to the finished product. 💯
