Just another boring dude Too big to be real GoldCorp | EggSaladGang

Texas, USA
Joined December 2014
Just talked to myself. Prepare now.
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Probably still better than these dogshit AAA studio games lately.
Doom scrolling? Level up instead - new game drop on Arcade.Gov 🎮
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Absurdo. Em Santa Catarina policiais atravessaram o canteiro da pista para atropelar um motoqueiro que aparentemente comemorava a vitória do Lula.
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I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Homies didn’t check height over bore and blew the berm
BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports of multiple explosions on the North Korean side of the border near new artillery postions. Circumstances unclear.
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Uhhhh… this doesn’t look good given the recent UK government advisory…
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You already know this isn’t going to be directed at the individuals which it should be directed at.
JUST IN: UK introduces new "Respect Orders" allowing courts to ban adults accused of anti-social behaviour from town centres & impose curfews, with violations punishable by up to 2 years in prison.
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“Hey, this isn’t Google”
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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60 Minutes: *runs puff piece to make Americans feel sad an illegal alien from Africa was deported* ICE:
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Holy shit
BREAKING: Brazil's Supreme Court orders defeated presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro to surrender his passport.
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Replying to @JDM4NC
I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
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Ruh roh Raggy
BREAKING: Brazil's stock market collapses nearly -30% and the Brazilian Real loses -10% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected. Brazil's stock market has lost over $200 billion of market cap today.
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Oh boy
BREAKING: Brazil's stock exchange activates its first circuit breaker since COVID after plunging over 10% following Lula's reelection.
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“Wigger Wand” 🤣🤣🤣
Some of you guys get the weirdest stickers with these auction guns.
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Reunite the homies and homie-adjacent individuals 💪🏻
This is my main account that was suspended last night for 7 days. I am not a bot. I am not overseas. I am in Texas and I am a real human. Please help me reach my friends here for the next week!
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The Soros family strikes again
Lula Lula Lula! Congrats to Brazil for standing up against authoritarianism once again! 🇧🇷 ⚖️✌️
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Taking your kids trick or treating and realizing you’re at Hoe Math’s house.
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Shenanigans abound
BRAZIL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE EXTENDS VOTING BY TWO HOURS Brazil’s version of mail in ballots
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Gotta bring the Jeeter Beater
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His only mistake was not including more countries on that list.
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
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