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I'm not racist. I have a lot of white friends. DFW. 813. My twitter has been hacked by the Russians and the Chinese.

Joined January 2012
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The year is 2025. Apple did a 5:1 stock split at $600 just 3 months ago. The apple car is projected to outsell Tesla this quarter and the stock soars 15% on the news. You think back to how you were excited when Apple went over $155 in 2021.
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😭 I actually hate how funny this is
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
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you weren’t committed
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HOLD ONNNNN they frying our shit now 😭😭😭 💀💀💀
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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Bare minimum
Woman kneels at the wedding and vows to always be submissive to her husband.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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once again kanye was never wrong, just early
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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this why you gotta have a twitter cause it’s clear her nigga don’t.
bra … i wanna be single but i get treated great , i have no reason to wanna break up .. im irritated !!!
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It should be illegal for women to share their opinions on dating advice
Okay, genuine advice for the non-Chads. This is not bait. This is real advice. If you want a woman, if you want a relationship, and if you want a woman who is consistent and sticks around, you actually have to offer what Chad doesn’t. You have to offer commitment. You have to offer commitment BEFORE sex. You have to offer courtship. You have to offer dates. You have to offer gifts. You have to offer all of the things that would make her see how you’re different and make a relationship with you more enticing than a casual thing with Chad. You may not like this, and I think a lot of the time there’s a lot of resentment, so the non-Chads don’t want to do it. “Wah, wah. Why should I have to put in all the effort if Chad doesn’t?” Because you’re not Chad. Because he gets to do something you don’t. End of story. You don’t like it? Too bad. Grow up. This is life. This is what you have to do if you want to get a partner. There’s literally no way around it.
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??? Pass the controller bro
She invited me to a threesome, I said no, and she called me sexist. Am I actually the asshole here?💀
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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I am never deleting this app
My credit score is 850 because for 15 years I've been opening a new credit card account and using the introductory balance transfer offer to pay off the balance of my last credit card. I have 100% on-time payments and 180 credit cards. My credit card purchasing power is over $4.3M. I've bought 2 homes, 6 cars, and paid for 3 university degrees in full, all without ever having to pay a single credit card balance. Whenever I go somewhere and it's "cash only", I simply take cash out in an ATM with one of my credit cards (higher interest rate, but I don't care), and then open another credit card account shortly after that has a balance transfer offer, and I switch the balance to the new card. This is the future. I don't know why more people don't do this.
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I’ve seen enough… give bro a Modelo
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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looney tunes ass video😭😭
Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.
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“i would rather kill myself than post a picture next to a victoria secret model” im sorry i dont hate myself
im crying cause this immediately reminded me of when i ran into some of the models doing a victoria secret shoot years ago
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Imagine if I would’ve listened to yall omgggg
I’ve been dating this man for 7 months and I’m still not his girlfriend. Im wasting my time huh??!!🫩
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This can’t be blamed on Blacks and Muslims so everyone’s silent about it
The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.
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Go ‘head and cut your hair bro. Wherever you are.
Five wins in a row for Eva Olid's Reds! 🔴 ✅ Sheffield United ✅ West Ham ✅ Durham ✅ Liverpool ✅ Charlton #GGMU #UTFR #MUFC_FAMILY #BarclaysWSL #Sportcoin #MUFC #MUWomen
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